Although this is placed in off-topic it is currently not meant a funny post (ill giggle at it in a few weeks, Im sure). I could've placed it under my 'Computers sucks and I can't play WoW thread' but its not really about the computer.. Could post this thread in banter/seriously though, but seeing that most norwegian people are SOGers Ill post here (not about dissing Norway btw)..
As you may have read in the title of this thread Im having a bad week, and that is halfway through it I say that.
Monday I returned after a really lousy bus trip from a rather enjoyable week with the Ã...lesund guys and their LAN (where I failed at seeing Neff and Toff drunk - succeeded with Kreuz twice though).
it was 8 o'clock in the morning when I returned and thought Id skip sleeping as I needed to turn my day around anyways so I would be able to go to work the next day.
I checked my mailbox.. Still not creditcard.. Only about 1½ month since I ordered a new one as the old was hijacked by a machine for typing the right code 3 times (the bank also assured me I had done nothing wrong).. But still no creditcard.. the past week I had been leeching of my already rednumbered danish account as I miscalculated my money usage in Ã...lesund.. 1½ month.. frikkin inkompetent norwegian bank.. PRIMATES TEH BUNCH!
To my joy I realised I actually had a letter and a notification that I had a package to pick up at the local postoffice.. Which means that about 23% of the mail and packages sent to me will I have been residing in Norway now had reached my home.. About 50% had been returned to sender as the postalservice for some reason had decided to show their full incompetence in all its glory to me, by not being able to deliver my mail to me.. then you might wonder what happend to the last 27%.. Well.. I am wondering aswell.. I do know though, that several sender got their mail returned with the message 'not picked up'.. Now I must admit I obviously didn't pick up the mail.. But I don't know how I am suppose to know when there is something to pick up, if I don't get a message saying 'Hey btw we have some mail laying around that we were unable to squeeze into your mailbox'.
Incompetent monkeys!
Anyways.. After checking my mail I sat down, turned on my monitor (had it running all easter for F@H) and bsod slammed my sleepy mind so hard I nearly wept.. I pressed the reboot button and realised that I might have killed the young bugger.. you know that part..
I then gave up and went to sleep.
Woke up later that afternoon and shaved my beard of.. I now look like a dumb teenager with a baby ass beneath my mouth.. Mistake..
Tuesday arrived.. I went to work.. nearly fell asleep.. Went to the bank ordered new creditcard.. again.. paid rent and transferred money to my danish account.. Missed lunch.. hungry..
I got off work at 4pm as usual.. Went to pick up my package which contained to DVDs that I can't see because my computer is fecked and my current telly (which my parents were to nice to donate) is older than scart-sticks it seems.. It lacks said stick anyway.. Stuck with reading, eating, sleeping an seeing bad telly (got 6 channels on my calbe, of which all suck - gib better norwegian entertainment, and please cancel Hotel Cæsar or whatever that **** is called).
Ah well.. I realise I just have to make the best of it untill I get the comp fixed.. I sit down eat some food and starts reading my beloved LICD comics (really wanted to do some laundry as that had piled up, but I didn't have one of the dreaded laundry-cards (costs 200NOK, gives for 150NOK laundry (which is suppose to be 4 NOK per laundry, but seems to randomly shift between the 4 NOK and 15 NOK))).
As I was reading, I suddenly felt a slight abnormality and saw the entire room was about to turn 90 degrees. As an attempt to stop this I slammed my arm onto the table tearing half of what I had on it with me. A few seconds later I got over the surprise and stopped staring at the ceiling and got up.. It turned out that my quality chair from Ikea wasn't happy of me leaning backwards, and chose to punish me by chopping off one of its supporting legs/wheels of, sending me for a countdown..
I go back to reading after a few good long minutes of cursing and kicking the chair, cleaning the mess.. Suddenly its 2am and I got 5 hours till I gotta get up.. damn internal clock is still set on gamer..
When I woke up again, it was 8.13AM.. 13 minutes after I was suppose to meet at work.. I jump up, skipped shower and toothbrushing, tore both my socks apart getting them on, nearly forgot my key (which would have locked me out of the apartment.. again).. Managed to get to work in 20 minutes (I think I broke some kind of record on that) and sat down and now Im working with my extraordinary exciting job (sarcasm if you were doubting)..
Just had my lunch break.. the queue to the food (food which is most likely lethal) wasn't bad today, but combined with the jabbering everyone else made, it made me consider how I could get away with killing everyone in the room.. I came up with aids, but I don't feel like getting that myself and its too slow, so I just ate my lunch and came back here.. Gas came on a close 2nd though..
It is going to be a good week :sideways:
Btw did I mention that I have developed an annoying tics on my right eye? meh
Hmm.. This post became a tad longer than planned.. sorry for that, but I just needed to let some steam out.. It is all somewhat small things, but Im feeling extra grumpy this week, so these things have been annoying the living daylight out of me..
Sorry for typo's aswell.. cba to correct those that might be..
EDIT: Someone in the office has their mobile phone set on the classic nokia ring tone.. and doesn't answer it.. Im considering killing him..
1st!!
Im bored aswell, if you didn't notice..
I hope the wall of text doesn't crit you lot for too much..
:nevermind:
:cheers:
:huggy:
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Quote from: Nefertem;184481shaved my beard of.. I now look like a dumb teenager with a baby ass beneath my mouth.. Mistake..
He he, I told you to trim it - not totally remove it :roflmao:
Quote from: Nefertem;184481gib better norwegian entertainment, and please cancel Hotel Cæsar or whatever that **** is called
Yes please! It is very popular in Germany I've been told - enough said :sideways:
Quote from: Nefertem;184481EDIT: Someone in the office has their mobile phone set on the classic nokia ring tone.. and doesn't answer it.. Im considering killing him..
You can at least mutilate him a bit :norty:
Oh, and if it makes you feel any better - you made me laugh a bit, so my day has improved at least. Hope yours will as well :)
i just got sick, and still have to show up at work, not to mention ime working till 6.30pm which means ille wont be able to see my uncle one last time before he goes back to the uk..
join the club :S
oh, i also been to the chemist and asked for a menthol based medication that can open my bloody blocked nose/sinus. she gave me sore throat losenges!
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dude, you're doing it wrong.. but was she hot?
and neffles... to bad mate. and now i gotta call you babyface :narnar:
tnx for atleast giving me a better week.. i got mail, i'd rather pass it on to you.. got my summon to the Air Force. 12months of training and stuff..
I'm gonna get buffed :boxing:
I wouldn't mind joining the Airforce.. although the danish one doesn't really have that many kewl jets to boast with..
I have considered starting a career within the military (my grandpa is jumping around, letting out screams of joy somewhere on his boat), but I dunno.. The job I have now pays well, and most of my colleges are ok, but its really boring.. really boring.. Only good thing is that I can spam the forum (EDIT: or when I work with the womans clothing department.. Underwear ei.) :rolleyes:
Either way, I need to start buffing myself anyways.. Starting to get heavy.. Might be why the chair protested and threw me to the ground..
EDIT2: Hard part is to walk to the gym and get started.. I know where I gotta go, now I just gotta go..
Buy nice to see I made you guys feel better.. [SIZE=-1]By reading this you're proof misery loves company ( yea I didn't make that myself, shamelessly stolen from the webcomic I am currently working on finishing):flirty:
And @ Gorion.. Go visit your uncle in UK.. you can drop in at the dMw LAN aswell then :wink:
And.. How do you get ill in Malta? its like warm and cosy :ohmy:
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And.. How do you get ill in Malta? its like warm and cosy :ohmy:
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Usually its just to bloody hot
Im sorry to hear that your week isnt working out for you...but your description of the chair breaking almost made me spit out the water i was drinking at the time - damn that was funny :)
Quote from: spiritus;184499Quote from: Gorion;184489.....oh, i also been to the chemist ...she gave me sore throat...quote]
dude, you're doing it wrong.. but was she hot?
ye... sizzling...
Quote from: Nefertem;184502[SIZE=-1]And @ Gorion.. Go visit your uncle in UK.. you can drop in at the dMw LAN aswell then :wink:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]And.. How do you get ill in Malta? its like warm and cosy :ohmy:[/SIZE]
thats what ime thinking about doing next year,
i dont really know.. i feel like crap atm