Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Thulsa Doom on April 13, 2007, 09:20:32 AM

Title: Omg
Post by: Thulsa Doom on April 13, 2007, 09:20:32 AM
One day God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley Lord?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over the hill......."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
Adam said, "What's a cave?"
After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God sighed and explained that to Adam as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river and over the hill,
into the cave and eventually finds the woman.
Then, in about twenty minutes, he was back.
God, his patience wearing thin said angrily,
"Oh for Heaven's sake, what is it now?"
And Adam said "What's a headache?
Title: Omg
Post by: Nefertem on April 13, 2007, 09:21:44 AM
Poor Adam :lmfao:
Title: Omg
Post by: DuVeL on April 13, 2007, 11:45:55 AM
:lmfao: Nice 1!
Made me lol @ work...
Title: Omg
Post by: spiritus on April 13, 2007, 01:26:48 PM
Hahahaha :lmfao:
Title: Omg
Post by: sheepy on April 13, 2007, 03:50:24 PM
awwwwwww poor dude
Title: Omg
Post by: Luminance on April 13, 2007, 08:31:07 PM
so that headache excuse is 12.000 years old :O
Title: Omg
Post by: Bk on April 14, 2007, 12:38:49 AM
Expected several endings for that one, the one I got beat them all. :lmfao: