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Title: Bad Joke about a Jelly Baby
Post by: Jamoe on May 14, 2007, 09:51:56 AM
A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?" The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you."

Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go.

After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking cola bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little Sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh.

After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly Baby blood and turns to Smartie and says "I thought you were going to look after me.""I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are ****ing menthol".

:rolleyes:
Title: Bad Joke about a Jelly Baby
Post by: Nefertem on May 14, 2007, 09:55:12 AM
What the.....?  :huh:
Title: Bad Joke about a Jelly Baby
Post by: DuVeL on May 14, 2007, 10:12:39 AM
MAde me laugh just a little...
 
Nef, replace menthol with mental....
Title: Bad Joke about a Jelly Baby
Post by: Nefertem on May 14, 2007, 10:35:54 AM
Quote from: DuVeL;189460Nef, replace menthol with mental....

Yea I know.. But still :huh:
That is just plain silly :rolleyes:
Title: Bad Joke about a Jelly Baby
Post by: Jamoe on May 14, 2007, 11:38:03 AM
I warn you all that it is a bad joke :)
Title: Bad Joke about a Jelly Baby
Post by: Bk on May 14, 2007, 04:47:45 PM
Quote from: Jamoe;189483I warn you all that it is a bad joke :)

Too bad I never listen to warnings. That was just horrible :rolleyes:
Title: Bad Joke about a Jelly Baby
Post by: Sithvid on May 14, 2007, 06:28:44 PM
i liked it  :roflmao:
Title: Bad Joke about a Jelly Baby
Post by: Eternaluk on May 14, 2007, 06:33:07 PM
Aughhhuuuummmmmm.
I guess you did warn us. :lmfao:
Title: Bad Joke about a Jelly Baby
Post by: Luminance on May 14, 2007, 10:10:12 PM
funnie joke, might be better if told, or maybe edit it like:

are mental (menthol)
Title: Bad Joke about a Jelly Baby
Post by: delanvital on May 15, 2007, 12:37:58 PM
Thats shite :blink:  You are really pushing boundaries here...