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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Jamoe on May 14, 2007, 11:38:37 AM

Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: Jamoe on May 14, 2007, 11:38:37 AM
The Police station was broken into last night and all the toilet seats were stolen. A police spokesman was quoted as saying "We have nothing to go on".

:doh:
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: Blunt on May 14, 2007, 11:57:00 AM
what have we ever done to you to deserve this torture?:eyebrow:
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: Nefertem on May 14, 2007, 12:01:06 PM
Are you having fun at work Jamoe? :lmfao:
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: Jamoe on May 14, 2007, 12:03:25 PM
Worst Joke Competition going on at work.  

If I'm being tortured, it's only fair that you lot are as well. :D
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: Whitey on May 14, 2007, 01:21:13 PM
BB, can you block Jamoes access to the forum based on his name and IP address?

:devil:
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: Penfold on May 14, 2007, 01:26:14 PM
Can't we just take him outside and give him a good kicking at the next LAN?

:)

PEN
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: DuVeL on May 14, 2007, 01:31:52 PM
Bungee/pinata joke comes to mind :norty:
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: Luminance on May 14, 2007, 10:24:29 PM
don't hurt him plz :'(
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: delanvital on May 15, 2007, 12:34:00 PM
Quote from: Jamoe;189484The Police station was broken into last night and all the toilet seats were stolen. A police spokesman was quoted as saying "We have nothing to go on".
 
:doh:

God damn that is bad.. but funny :D
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: Anonymous on May 15, 2007, 12:41:18 PM
A hole was discovered in the high street this morning. A spokesperson said that the police are looking into it!

If you can't beat them...
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: delanvital on May 29, 2007, 08:14:30 PM
Quote from: BlueBall;189721A hole was discovered in the high street this morning. A spokesperson said that the police are looking into it!

If you can't beat them...

Ouw BB... my head hurts.
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: Benny on May 29, 2007, 10:53:52 PM
On the way to work today I managed to drive into the back of another car at some traffic lights.

Damage wasn't too bad, but got out and it was only a midget driving the car in front. Anyway, he's started looking at the damage to the back of his car and shaking his head.

He rubbed his forehead and said "I'm not Happy...."

"Oh, right?" I replied, "Which one are you then?"
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: delanvital on May 29, 2007, 11:19:16 PM
Quote from: Benny;191663On the way to work today I managed to drive into the back of another car at some traffic lights.

Damage wasn't too bad, but got out and it was only a midget driving the car in front. Anyway, he's started looking at the damage to the back of his car and shaking his head.

He rubbed his forehead and said "I'm not Happy...."

"Oh, right?" I replied, "Which one are you then?"

:roflmao: I mean... :roflmao::roflmao:
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: Bob on May 30, 2007, 09:02:37 AM
:withstupid:
This one doesn't belong in a thread called "Another Bad Joke" Benny, cause that was just cracking :roflmao:
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: Jamoe on May 30, 2007, 09:14:49 AM
Quote from: Bob;191688:withstupid:
This one doesn't belong in a thread called "Another Bad Joke" Benny, cause that was just cracking :roflmao:

Agreed


Get out Benny you and your good jokes just don't belong in here! :P

Everyone in the office liked it as well. :yahoo:
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: DuVeL on May 30, 2007, 10:32:51 AM
Nice 1 Benny.
For the rest, as the others said, it's a good 1.
Title: Another Bad Joke
Post by: Bastet on May 30, 2007, 06:15:47 PM
nice one benny, finaly something in this forum worth reading :narnar:
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