Dead Men Walking

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a pub.
One says, “I’ve lost my electron.”
“Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”


I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t
reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, ‘no, the steaks are too
high.’


Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with nuts
& hundreds and thousands.
Police think that he topped himself.


A man walks into a bar with a slab of tarmac under his arm and says:
“A beer please, and one for the road.”


Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.


Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other:  "Does this taste funny to you?"


bm bm tsh !

 :doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh:

Ok, can some admin please lock Jamoe out of the forum temporarily - and do it fast, can't take much more of these "jokes" :sideways:

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.



and I'll just save up these bad jokes and post em later :narnar:

I think the two first did something to me, because I nearly laughed at these :ohmy:

Quote from: Nefertem;189499I think the two first did something to me, because I nearly laughed at these :ohmy:

Crackhead...
:flirty:

Quote from: Jamoe;189490Two hydrogen atoms walk into a pub.
One says, “I’ve lost my electron.”
“Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other:  "Does this taste funny to you?"

These two made me laugh. :roflmao:

(heh heh electrons are negatively charged. .... urm....well....yes...:unsure:)

Well, they made me laugh.  Keep them coming.
Oh look, a swinging gate :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Quote from: Jamoe;189490A man walks into a bar with a slab of tarmac under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

Wow... that is exceptionally bad. Still smiling though :)

Agh! No More!

I guess this makes me weird, but I found them all rather funny.

Except this one, that's just teh sux0rz :narnar:

Quote from: Jamoe;189490Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with nuts
& hundreds and thousands.
Police think that he topped himself.

lmao. like the electron one.
here's another one:
Two hippies are sitting on the beach. One of the hippies says "hey man, turn the radio on" and the other hippie shouts, "hey radio, I love you".

Quote from: KnowTheFEAR;189561lmao. like the electron one.
here's another one:
Two hippies are sitting on the beach. One of the hippies says "hey man, turn the radio on" and the other hippie shouts, "hey radio, I love you".

I lolled :roflmao:

Quote from: Jamoe;189580I lolled :roflmao:

Lol me to

Quote from: Exodus;189510These two made me laugh. :roflmao:
 
(heh heh electrons are negatively charged. .... urm....well....yes...:unsure:)

:withstupid: