Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Thulsa Doom on May 14, 2007, 12:49:04 PM

Title: Hillbilly
Post by: Thulsa Doom on May 14, 2007, 12:49:04 PM
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans,
they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The Woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.


The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
Title: Hillbilly
Post by: Jamoe on May 14, 2007, 01:01:00 PM
:roflmao:

I'll email that as my contribution to bad jokes.  :thumb:
Title: Hillbilly
Post by: Eternaluk on May 14, 2007, 01:54:14 PM
Hahaha, that' so bad it's funny! :P
Title: Hillbilly
Post by: Bk on May 14, 2007, 04:53:37 PM
Quote from: Eternaluk;189531Hahaha, that' so bad it's funny! :P

Aye :lmfao:
We are bad people for encouraging these guys :lmfao:
Title: Hillbilly
Post by: Luminance on May 14, 2007, 10:12:33 PM
Quote from: =|B ° K|=;189560Aye :lmfao:
We are bad people for encouraging these guys :lmfao:

hehe, true, but i don't care, as long as they are funneih :roflmao: