A Northern Territory Australia farm hand, radios back to his boss, the farm manager.
"Boss, I've got a big problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's ok but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my ute and is wriggling & squealing so much I can't get him out".
The manager says "OK there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out and shoot the pig in the head & you'll be able to remove him".
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said boss. Took the 303 and shot the pig in he head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on."
Now what's the problem?" raged the manager..
"Well Boss, its his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right front wheel arch...............You still there boss?"
I am so very sorry :(
One of the better ones.. Made me smile anyways :laugh:
Wow, this one was actually pretty good. :lmfao:
Aye, you're slacking Jamoe!
its cool, i found an ancient "Bad Joke" thread and gave it the kiss of life.
Go find my pretties Go Find :D
Hehe, not bad.
Not bad Jamoe, not bad... I actually laughed a bit :rolleyes:
auch, i had to read it a 2nd time and the last part another time to finnaly get it :getmecoat: