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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: OldBloke on May 19, 2007, 10:01:05 AM

Title: Whoa!
Post by: OldBloke on May 19, 2007, 10:01:05 AM
This must have been seriously scary ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6670723.stm

The man in the picture appears to be less than fully aware of his predicament.:blink:
Title: Whoa!
Post by: Anonymous on May 19, 2007, 10:03:09 AM
DuVeL get back in your cage :narnar:
Title: Whoa!
Post by: Bastet on May 19, 2007, 11:18:41 PM
The women that is mentioned as maybe bit in that artikel was bit badly w/ over 100 punctures next to a broken arm and a shatterd hand. Pritty scary stuff :sad:
Title: Whoa!
Post by: DuVeL on May 20, 2007, 06:28:44 PM
Quote from: BlueBall;190227DuVeL get back in your cage :narnar:

Kicks BB in the butt! :ranting2:
Title: Whoa!
Post by: Lee on May 20, 2007, 10:57:45 PM
I know someone who lives a few miles from it when it happened. :P Which would have been worse, a lion or a gorilla? :g:
Title: Whoa!
Post by: OldBloke on May 21, 2007, 12:12:00 AM
Quote from: Lee;190346I know someone who lives a few miles from it when it happened. :P Which would have been worse, a lion or a gorilla? :g:

A bear.

No seriously. A bear is just about the worse animal that you would want to be targetted by. They run, swim and climb better than you and (urban myth alert) your only defence (assuming you aint armed with a gun possessing serious stopping power) is to play dead.

However, faced with a the choice of a lion or gorilla, personally I'd choose a lion. Becaise if you throw some **** in their face they'll run away.

"What if there's no ****?"

Oh there will be :D
Title: Whoa!
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2007, 09:54:40 AM
bears aren't as dangerous if there are two of you because as long as you can run faster than the other guy...
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Post by: Bk on May 21, 2007, 01:06:37 PM
Quote from: OldBloke;190350No seriously. A bear is just about the worse animal that you would want to be targetted by.

What about those penguins with rockets on their backs (as seen in that BatMan movie)? Or sharks with laser-beams attached to their heads?
Title: Whoa!
Post by: delanvital on May 21, 2007, 01:42:36 PM
Quote from: =|B ° K|=;190425What about those penguins with rockets on their backs (as seen in that BatMan movie)? Or sharks with laser-beams attached to their heads?

If they had those in the zoo to begin with I might actually be be bothered to go there :wink:
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Post by: A Twig on May 22, 2007, 12:42:32 AM
You can survive lions during the day by stretching up very tall to appear as big as possible, and outstaring it apparently. While not guaranteed, its your best bet. Meet one at night however...

Smack a grizzly on the nose and and it'll run home crying. Its true I did it once. It was the only way to get rid of her once I'd sobered up...:blink:
Title: Whoa!
Post by: suicidal_monkey on May 22, 2007, 08:57:16 AM
just kick 'em in the nuts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU
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Post by: Nefertem on May 22, 2007, 09:04:21 AM
Brilliant add! :roflmao:

An all time favourite of mine :D
Title: Whoa!
Post by: delanvital on May 22, 2007, 07:42:06 PM
Quote from: Nefertem;190551Brilliant add! :roflmao:

An all time favourite of mine :D

Yeah an abs. classic. Must've seen it a million times! (give or a take a few)
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Post by: OldBloke on May 23, 2007, 10:46:44 PM
Zoos aint safe, man. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/player/nol/newsid_6680000/newsid_6685300?redirect=6685371.stm&news=1&bbwm=1&nbwm=1&nbram=1&bbram=1) :blink:
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