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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: pornstar on May 28, 2007, 08:21:02 PM

Title: the potato clock
Post by: pornstar on May 28, 2007, 08:21:02 PM
this blonde goes into a jewellers, and asks the assistant " do you have a potato clock, the assistant says " you what, a potato clock, we have got carriage clocks , cuckoo clocks, grandfather clocks. ...whats a potato clock, are you sure thats what you meant?", and the blonde says " i  start my new job on monday  at nine in the morning, and my boyfriend said " you better get
up at eight o'clock"


LOL
Title: the potato clock
Post by: Whitey on May 28, 2007, 08:25:38 PM
Now that is reaaaallllllyyyyy bad!! :help:
Title: the potato clock
Post by: Luminance on May 28, 2007, 08:34:18 PM
bah ur getting worse, :P

had to read the last part again :( (i kinda knew what the joke would be like) but still it took me a few seconds to figure the [u "pateighto" 'clock] thingy
Title: the potato clock
Post by: Bk on May 28, 2007, 10:46:10 PM
Best joke ever. :lmfao:
Title: the potato clock
Post by: Eternaluk on May 28, 2007, 11:28:44 PM
Heheh, better than one of your previous ones, I didn't get it. :P
Title: the potato clock
Post by: delanvital on May 29, 2007, 12:26:00 AM
I can feel my brain cells go numb.
Title: the potato clock
Post by: BigFatCat on May 29, 2007, 08:14:57 AM
In the event of a sudden loss of joke quality, additional nitrous oxide supplies will drop from the post above you. Please remember, the nearest exit from the forum may be located behind you.

Thank you for watching this safety briefing and enjoy the rest of your flight.
Title: the potato clock
Post by: delanvital on May 29, 2007, 08:40:33 AM
Quote from: BigFatCat;191518In the event of a sudden loss of joke quality, additional nitrous oxide supplies will drop from the post above you. Please remember, the nearest exit from the forum may be located behind you.

Thank you for watching this safety briefing and enjoy the rest of your flight.

That is, flight into obscurity or mental apathy?
Title: the potato clock
Post by: BigFatCat on May 29, 2007, 09:27:18 AM
Divvunt give a monkey's as long as I get the frequent flyer miles!
Title: the potato clock
Post by: Bob on May 29, 2007, 11:35:28 AM
Quote from: BigFatCat;191526Divvunt give a monkey's as long as I get the frequent flyer miles!
This thread suddenly got a bit funnier, nice one BFC :lmfao:
Title: the potato clock
Post by: delanvital on May 29, 2007, 11:37:54 AM
Quote from: BigFatCat;191526Divvunt give a monkey's as long as I get the frequent flyer miles!

Let's make it both then. Obscure, mental apathy. Probably even longer and should equal more miles. Questions is, where do you want to go, when you've gone bonkers? America?
Title: the potato clock
Post by: Anonymous on May 29, 2007, 12:05:08 PM
Awesome/Awful (not sure which :) ) joke pornstar!
Title: the potato clock
Post by: BigFatCat on May 29, 2007, 12:12:26 PM
Is it double miles for Upper Class apathy, with the fully reclining bed and massage service?

Do you need to change at Turgidity to reach Apathy, or is it a direct service?
Title: the potato clock
Post by: delanvital on May 29, 2007, 01:28:33 PM
Quote from: BigFatCat;191542Is it double miles for Upper Class apathy, with the fully reclining bed and massage service?

Do you need to change at Turgidity to reach Apathy, or is it a direct service?

Hmm... I guess by the time you've reach obscurity you are in fact flying in a fluffy pink box of pot noodles so it can be whatever you want. But... by the time you reach mental you don't really care anyway?

Whether you need to change at turgidity depends, I guess, on how many times you've taken the trip before? :wink: So it must be a round-trip?
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