Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: pornstar on May 31, 2007, 11:06:55 PM

Title: not a joke ,but!
Post by: pornstar on May 31, 2007, 11:06:55 PM
This is strictly a mathematical viewpoint ... it goes like this:

What makes 100%?  What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?  Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?  We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

So what makes up 100% in life, exactly?  Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, we can now conclude this mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
Title: not a joke ,but!
Post by: Luminance on June 01, 2007, 10:13:42 AM
:lmfao:

nice one, though i'll stick with knowledge and hardwork  :)

what about:

T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K = 100% :D
Title: not a joke ,but!
Post by: suicidal_monkey on June 01, 2007, 10:20:35 AM
GOING DOWN THE PUB = 180%

or better yet a quick nap: ZZZZZZZZZZ = 260%

:flirty:
Title: not a joke ,but!
Post by: Luminance on June 01, 2007, 12:26:33 PM
hahaha, nice one :D
Title: not a joke ,but!
Post by: Arcticfire on June 01, 2007, 12:52:25 PM
Quote from: suicidal_monkey;192113GOING DOWN THE PUB = 180%

or better yet a quick nap: ZZZZZZZZZZ = 260%

:flirty:

lol cant improve that 1 :roflmao:
Title: not a joke ,but!
Post by: spiritus on June 01, 2007, 01:41:36 PM
hahaha great one zzzZZzz :roflmao:
but this explain why i'm so tired on sundays: tequila tequila tequila = loads%
Title: not a joke ,but!
Post by: Bastet on June 01, 2007, 08:34:14 PM
class :roflmao:  might try and explain that ZZZZZZ to the boss