Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Jamoe on June 06, 2007, 03:29:29 PM

Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: Jamoe on June 06, 2007, 03:29:29 PM
What do you call a man with a seagull on his  head?
Cliff!

 
 What do you call a man with a spade on his  head?
Doug! (Dug)

 
 What do you call a man without a spade on his  head?
Douglas! (Dug-less)

 
 What do you call a man with a car on his  head?
Jack!

 
 What do you call a man in a bush?
Russell!  (Rustle)

 
 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in  a swimming pool?
Bob!

 
 What do you call a man you dig up out of the  ground?
Pete! (Peat)

 
 What do you call a man who comes through your  letterbox?
Bill!

 
 What do you call a man who comes through a student  letterbox?
Grant!

 
 What do you call a man pouring water into a  jug?
Phil! (Fill)

 
 What do you call a man with a  raincoat?
Mac!

 
 What do you call a man with a large  raincoat?
Big Mac!

 
 What do you call a man with two raincoats?
Max!  (Macs)

 
 What do you call a man with two raincoats in a  cemetery?
Max Bygraves! (Macs by graves)

 
 What do you call a man with a pig on his  head?
Ahmed! (Ham-ed)

 
 What do you call a man with two pigs on his  head?
Mohammed! (More ham-ed)

 
 What do you call a man doing exercise?
Jim!  (Gym)

 
 What do you call a man correcting  schoolwork?
Mark!

 
 What do you call a man made out of  rubber?
Johnny!

 
 What do you call someone drilling holes in a piece  of wood?
Boring!

 
 What do you call a woman setting fire to  bills?
Bernadette! (Burn a debt)

 
 What do you call a woman wearing  denim?
Jean!

 
 What do you call a flying  woman?
Rose!

 
 What do you call a woman who comes in a  bottle?
Cheri! (Sherry)

 
 What do you call a woman juggling bottles of  lager?
Beatrix! (Beer tricks)

 
 What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager  and making something from clay?
Beatrix Potter!

 
 What do you call a really small  woman?
Dot!

 
 What do you call a really happy woman?
Mary!  (Merry)

 
 What do you call a singing  woman?
Carol!

 
 What do you call a man at the side of a  house?
Ali! (Alley)




Back in form:yahoo:
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: Whitey on June 06, 2007, 03:44:35 PM
and I thought my day couldn't get any worse! :frusty:
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: Eternaluk on June 06, 2007, 04:01:52 PM
Quote from: Jamoe;192853What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in  a swimming pool?
Bob!


 
 What do you call a man who comes through your  letterbox?
Bill!

 
 What do you call a man who comes through a student  letterbox?
Grant!

 
 
 What do you call a man with a large  raincoat?
Big Mac!

 
 
 What do you call a man made out of  rubber?
Johnny!



 What do you call a flying  woman?
Rose!

 
 What do you call a really small  woman?
Dot!

 

Back in form:yahoo:
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Some of my favs, and yet Jamoe, I still have doubts :P
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: Thulsa Doom on June 06, 2007, 04:13:02 PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, swimming in  a swimming pool?
Clever Dick!
 
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: Bob on June 06, 2007, 04:15:01 PM
I don't know why I kept on reading after the first two... I'm in deep pain now :sad:
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: harry beaver on June 06, 2007, 05:09:49 PM
some wre good:dribble: and some wre a bit :eyebrow:
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: Jamoe on June 07, 2007, 09:49:24 AM
"What do you call a woman with a laptop on her head..."
Adele (A Dell)
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: delanvital on June 07, 2007, 12:07:48 PM
Quote from: Jamoe;192961"What do you call a woman with a laptop on her head..."
Adele (A Dell)

That's... so bad. Jamoe will have my vote for the Nobel Lame Joke Price.
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: DuVeL on June 07, 2007, 12:15:59 PM
Quote from: delanvital;193003That's... so bad. Jamoe will have my vote for the Nobel Lame Joke Price.

Seconded. He's on a bad joke streak...
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: Penfold on June 07, 2007, 02:21:13 PM
Jamoe STOP! For the love of God please just stop !

:doh:

PEN
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: Lee on June 08, 2007, 05:17:01 PM
These are really so bad, i'm depressed now. :crying: I'll have to kill on Meathook to make up for it. :sad:
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: Bastet on June 08, 2007, 09:55:37 PM
What pen said.... dreadfull :sideways:
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: kregoron on June 11, 2007, 10:40:02 AM
Jamoe, you need a hobby or girl.... NO BOTH! :P
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: DuVeL on June 11, 2007, 10:57:30 AM
Quote from: kregoron;193507Jamoe, you need a hobby or girl.... NO BOTH! :P

He's married.
His hobby; parking his car in a ditch. :flirty:
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: Jamoe on June 11, 2007, 11:38:41 AM
Quote from: kregoron;193507Jamoe, you need a hobby or girl.... NO BOTH! :P

Quote from: DuVeL;193509His hobby; parking his car in a ditch. :flirty:

Git :)



Aye I'm married but after these bad jokes I'll probably need a new girl. :norty:
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: spiritus on June 11, 2007, 01:49:17 PM
Quote from: Jamoe;193515Git :)
 
 
 
Aye I'm married but after these bad jokes I'll probably need a new girl. :norty:
I hope she doesn't read this then.. coz then you might need one :woot2:
but keep em comming Jamoe :yahoo:
Title: What do you call a man ...
Post by: kregoron on June 12, 2007, 08:36:31 AM
Quote from: DuVeL;193509He's married.
His hobby; parking his car in a ditch. :flirty:

Quote from: Jamoe;193515Git :)

Aye I'm married but after these bad jokes I'll probably need a new girl. :norty:


Oh... then prop solved! Get divorced and humor should return in no time :P

Nah just kidding m8