What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff!
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug! (Dug)
What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas! (Dug-less)
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack!
What do you call a man in a bush?
Russell! (Rustle)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob!
What do you call a man you dig up out of the ground?
Pete! (Peat)
What do you call a man who comes through your letterbox?
Bill!
What do you call a man who comes through a student letterbox?
Grant!
What do you call a man pouring water into a jug?
Phil! (Fill)
What do you call a man with a raincoat?
Mac!
What do you call a man with a large raincoat?
Big Mac!
What do you call a man with two raincoats?
Max! (Macs)
What do you call a man with two raincoats in a cemetery?
Max Bygraves! (Macs by graves)
What do you call a man with a pig on his head?
Ahmed! (Ham-ed)
What do you call a man with two pigs on his head?
Mohammed! (More ham-ed)
What do you call a man doing exercise?
Jim! (Gym)
What do you call a man correcting schoolwork?
Mark!
What do you call a man made out of rubber?
Johnny!
What do you call someone drilling holes in a piece of wood?
Boring!
What do you call a woman setting fire to bills?
Bernadette! (Burn a debt)
What do you call a woman wearing denim?
Jean!
What do you call a flying woman?
Rose!
What do you call a woman who comes in a bottle?
Cheri! (Sherry)
What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager?
Beatrix! (Beer tricks)
What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager and making something from clay?
Beatrix Potter!
What do you call a really small woman?
Dot!
What do you call a really happy woman?
Mary! (Merry)
What do you call a singing woman?
Carol!
What do you call a man at the side of a house?
Ali! (Alley)
Back in form:yahoo:
and I thought my day couldn't get any worse! :frusty:
Quote from: Jamoe;192853What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob!
What do you call a man who comes through your letterbox?
Bill!
What do you call a man who comes through a student letterbox?
Grant!
What do you call a man with a large raincoat?
Big Mac!
What do you call a man made out of rubber?
Johnny!
What do you call a flying woman?
Rose!
What do you call a really small woman?
Dot!
Back in form:yahoo:
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Some of my favs, and yet Jamoe, I still have doubts :P
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, swimming in a swimming pool?
Clever Dick!
I don't know why I kept on reading after the first two... I'm in deep pain now :sad:
some wre good:dribble: and some wre a bit :eyebrow:
"What do you call a woman with a laptop on her head..."
Adele (A Dell)
Quote from: Jamoe;192961"What do you call a woman with a laptop on her head..."
Adele (A Dell)
That's... so bad. Jamoe will have my vote for the Nobel Lame Joke Price.
Quote from: delanvital;193003That's... so bad. Jamoe will have my vote for the Nobel Lame Joke Price.
Seconded. He's on a bad joke streak...
Jamoe STOP! For the love of God please just stop !
:doh:
PEN
These are really so bad, i'm depressed now. :crying: I'll have to kill on Meathook to make up for it. :sad:
What pen said.... dreadfull :sideways:
Jamoe, you need a hobby or girl.... NO BOTH! :P
Quote from: kregoron;193507Jamoe, you need a hobby or girl.... NO BOTH! :P
He's married.
His hobby; parking his car in a ditch. :flirty:
Quote from: kregoron;193507Jamoe, you need a hobby or girl.... NO BOTH! :P
Quote from: DuVeL;193509His hobby; parking his car in a ditch. :flirty:
Git :)
Aye I'm married but after these bad jokes I'll probably need a new girl. :norty:
Quote from: Jamoe;193515Git :)
Aye I'm married but after these bad jokes I'll probably need a new girl. :norty:
I hope she doesn't read this then.. coz then you might need one :woot2:
but keep em comming Jamoe :yahoo:
Quote from: DuVeL;193509He's married.
His hobby; parking his car in a ditch. :flirty:
Quote from: Jamoe;193515Git :)
Aye I'm married but after these bad jokes I'll probably need a new girl. :norty:
Oh... then prop solved! Get divorced and humor should return in no time :P
Nah just kidding m8