I've heard alot of parrot jokes, but this one is quit original:
David received a parrot for his birthday.
The parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, very rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and became even more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly, there was quiet - not a sound for half a minute. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said:
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I will endeavor at once to correct my behaviour.
I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change, when the parrot continued:
"May I ask what the chicken did?" :devil: :roflmao:
Quote from: Luminance;196513I've heard alot of parrot jokes, but this one is quit original:
David received a parrot for his birthday.
The parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, very rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and became even more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly, there was quiet - not a sound for half a minute. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said:
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I will endeavor at once to correct my behaviour.
I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change, when the parrot continued:
"May I ask what the chicken did?" :devil: :roflmao:
:roflmao: Nice!
Nice, where did you get that joke from :flirty:
Quote from: DuVeL;196519Nice, where did you get that joke from :flirty:
i think it was http://www.jokes2go.com, not sure though might have been an other site right after that one, but i can't see my history its deleted auto every day
Quote from: Luminance;196620...but i can't see my history its deleted auto every day
The sure sign of a man with a pr0n addiction and a nosey girlfriend:roflmao:
Quote from: Blunt;196632The sure sign of a man with a pr0n addiction and a nosey girlfriend:roflmao:
nah its the my dad's laptop, so don't look at me. Mine is a bit broken (for 3 months now, but i'm gonna send it back reall soon now, cuz i got vacation anyways :D) i can always see the full 90 days back :)
Couple weeks back i confronted him with that sentence, but he says it isn't so and its pure against virusses etc. :rolleyes: (we got 4 virus scanners and stuff, and alot of securitie programs, wonder why :flirty:)