though its not so dirty that it aint suiteble for the younger onces :):
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face. With both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
:roflmao: so hard it made me :crying:(:lmfao:was just to short :P)
I wonder what his reaction would be after her last sentance. ^^
That's what I've always sad.... Women, it's evil reincarnated :rolleyes:
Haha good one! :roflmao: Maybe he liked it? :blink:
Quote from: Lee;196558Maybe he liked it? :blink:
what kind of sick mind do you have??? :taz:
JK :narnar:
Quote from: Bob;196557That's what I've always sad.... Women, it's evil reincarnated :rolleyes:
Barbed wire, carpet Grippa rod, the romantic novel....all invented by women.
Evil I tells Ya:sideways:
not bein sexist or anything:eyebrow:
but its a fact that men hav bigger brains:norty:
but wecant multi task?:sad:
Quote from: harry beaver;196705not bein sexist or anything:eyebrow:
but its a fact that men hav bigger brains:norty:
but wecant multi task?:sad:
I can! I can game and drink! :flirty:
and slur aswell.:roflmao:
thats three keep it up m8:narnar:
nice one:roflmao:
I can drink, write, sweat, blink, and be stupid at the same time, thats 5 things at the same time, pretty decent multitasking right? :P:P
Lol. :D
Quote from: Luminance;196759I can drink, write, sweat, blink, and be stupid at the same time, thats 5 things at the same time, pretty decent multitasking right? :P:P
must be a woman :roflmao:
Men cant multitask because woman cant multitask either :g:
In this months Quest ( populair science magazine) it said there is no such thing:D
It is just as having multiple windows open on your computer, you need to alt-tab b4 you can work on the next one
this costing the brain more and more energy the more things you have to do, and the longer you do this:blink:
It is more effective to do just 1 thing at the time, and because men have a bigger brain as stated b4, we dont do 10 things "at the same time" :narnar:
Quote from: Jewelz^;197169must be a woman :roflmao:
:ranting2:
Wait a minute, it aint that bad, nah refrais, its great, can make home made lesbian p@rn now :taz::norty:
Quote from: Marduk;197576Men cant multitask because woman cant multitask either :g:
In this months Quest ( populair science magazine) it said there is no such thing:D
It is just as having multiple windows open on your computer, you need to alt-tab b4 you can work on the next one
this costing the brain more and more energy the more things you have to do, and the longer you do this:blink:
It is more effective to do just 1 thing at the time, and because men have a bigger brain as stated b4, we dont do 10 things "at the same time" :narnar:
/signed :flirty:
:roflmao::roflmao:Thats a good um, keep em coming