Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Hektor on July 04, 2007, 02:39:23 PM

Title: how to deal with husbands
Post by: Hektor on July 04, 2007, 02:39:23 PM
there is a congress of feminists. the topic is "how can i educate my husband?".
a womman stand up and say: "my name is lisa and i did it this way. i just told my husband thomas, ill stop cooking for him.
the first day i came home, i didnt saw anything.
the second day i came home, i didnt saw anything.
but at the third day i came home, i saw a complete menu on the table. with candles and homemade food..."

all the other feminists acclaim annd applaud for her.

another woman stand up and say: "me name signora mirellla. me told to me husband luigi, me dont wash the toilette for him.
the first day me came home, me saw nothing.
the second day me came home, me saw nothing.
but as me came home at the third day, me saw luigi with a rag in the toilette, cleaning the toilette".

all the other woman stand up and give a big applaud for her.

then another woman stand up. she says: "im fatima, saying ahmet, i no more iron his shirts.
first day i saw nothing.
second day i saw nothing.
but on third day, i could already see a bit with my left eye again.
Title: how to deal with husbands
Post by: Hektor on July 04, 2007, 02:51:31 PM
i posted it twice. can i erasure one somehow?
Title: how to deal with husbands
Post by: DuVeL on July 04, 2007, 02:53:12 PM
Only a forumadmin can do that for you.
Title: how to deal with husbands
Post by: Lee on July 04, 2007, 03:53:28 PM
Some reason i don't get it Hektor, i must be missing something! :roflmao:
Title: how to deal with husbands
Post by: Bob on July 04, 2007, 03:54:24 PM
I got it, thought it was funny, but I'm not gonna tell you why :narnar:
Title: how to deal with husbands
Post by: Thulsa Doom on July 05, 2007, 09:24:43 AM
Yup, nice one :D
Title: how to deal with husbands
Post by: Hektor on July 05, 2007, 12:16:44 PM
Quote from: Lee;196559Some reason i don't get it Hektor, i must be missing something! :roflmao:

should i explain lee? :g:
by the way, i would do it like ahmet! :devil: