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Forum Archive 2023 => Laugh? I nearly started. => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Look What I Found on the Internet => Topic started by: Gaara on September 12, 2007, 05:49:54 PM

Title: This is madness!
Post by: Gaara on September 12, 2007, 05:49:54 PM
NO! THIS IS CHINA!

http://break.com/index/amazing-freestyle-slalom-on-rollerblades2.html

Amazing talent :woot2:
Title: This is madness!
Post by: delanvital on September 12, 2007, 06:24:03 PM
That was amazing!
Title: This is madness!
Post by: Bob on September 12, 2007, 06:26:08 PM
Right... :blink:

I would perhaps have managed to get through one of those lines, one time, if they removed like 4 out of 5 of the cones or something... And I would probably need somebody holding my hand as well while doing it :eyebrow:
Title: This is madness!
Post by: Whitey on September 12, 2007, 10:08:51 PM
Rubbish, she hit the first cone. :sideways:
Title: This is madness!
Post by: Eternaluk on September 12, 2007, 10:13:02 PM
Quote from: Whitey;205424Rubbish, she hit the first cone. :sideways:


Haha. Come on Whitey, get ya skates on. Lets see if you could do any better! :lol:
Title: This is madness!
Post by: T-Bag on September 13, 2007, 02:27:48 AM
I've practiced a slightly simplified version of that without much trouble. Was quite easy actually, the trick is to get rid of those pesky cones. Once you've done that it's a simple case of keeping the skates flat on the ground like they're designed for none of this one-wheel non-sense. Once you've mastered that you're mostly there, just practice spinning in circles.
Title: This is madness!
Post by: Bob on September 13, 2007, 09:17:45 AM
Quote from: T-Bag;205438Was quite easy actually (...) Once you've mastered that you're mostly there, just practice spinning in circles.
Than we really look forward to the first dMw lan you show up on - cause than we'll expect a small show from you. And since you haven't signed up for the November lan, the next opportunity is next April lan, giving you plenty of time to practice spinning in circles :norty:
Title: This is madness!
Post by: Nefertem on September 13, 2007, 11:28:11 AM
That was quite impressive :blink:
I can't even drive straight forward without breaking one or more bones in my body.. Never did skates :eyebrow:
Title: This is madness!
Post by: Luminance on September 14, 2007, 07:36:48 PM
give the girl some ice and some iceskates!! :O
Title: This is madness!
Post by: Sithvid on September 14, 2007, 07:46:24 PM
Quote from: Whitey;205424Rubbish, she hit the first cone. :sideways:

Twice. Then petulantly kicked it away ! Disqualify her ! :angry:                                          


:roflmao:
Title: This is madness!
Post by: Lee on September 14, 2007, 11:16:03 PM
Piece of pie! :D Nah seriously that's some pretty good stuff, but possibly not very useful in life. :narnar:
Title: This is madness!
Post by: Hektor on September 14, 2007, 11:32:17 PM
Quote from: Gaara;205382NO! THIS IS CHINA!
 

 
hey, just wait for the olympic games in china next year.
the chinese woman are very well trained...
heres a picture of the 14 year old female swimming champion from china:
 
 
 
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:MkmL8_XgqF7nBM:http://members.lycos.nl/tijdspiegel/pics/bodybuilder.jpg) (http://images.google.de/imgres?imgurl=http://members.lycos.nl/tijdspiegel/pics/bodybuilder.jpg&imgrefurl=http://forum.finanzen.net/forum/_ariva_all/302526/thread&h=512&w=457&sz=36&hl=de&start=16&um=1&tbnid=MkmL8_XgqF7nBM:&tbnh=131&tbnw=117&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbodybuilderin%2Bchina%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dde)
Title: This is madness!
Post by: Hektor on September 14, 2007, 11:38:14 PM
Quote from: Gaara;205382NO! THIS IS CHINA!
 

 
 


heres a picture of the 14 year old female swimming champion from china:
(im looking forward to the olympic games in china next year... :taz:)


 
 
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7272/bodybuilder8sc.jpg)
Title: This is madness!
Post by: T-Bag on September 15, 2007, 12:52:43 AM
Hektor don't worry, "she" will probably have to drop out to get those testicles removed.
Title: This is madness!
Post by: Nefertem on September 15, 2007, 01:07:50 AM
Never really understood the idea behind buffing yourself up to some extreme size.. You'll have trouble using those muscles for anything as they'll end up blocking eachother, lol..
And then it just looks stupid and fugly as hell..
Title: This is madness!
Post by: Luminance on September 15, 2007, 06:50:50 PM
what is fugly? :P

The only things that look healthy on him are the midsection of his torso his hands and his head lol
Title: This is madness!
Post by: delanvital on September 15, 2007, 07:23:34 PM
Quote from: Luminance;205958what is fugly? :P

The only things that look healthy on him are the midsection of his torso his hands and his head lol

fu*king ugly? :g:

I wonder why there isn't any pounding arterie in his head...
Title: This is madness!
Post by: Lee on September 15, 2007, 07:36:48 PM
All that work didn't do any improvement on his crotch area. :narnar:
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