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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: ghoule211 on October 06, 2007, 08:09:57 PM

Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: ghoule211 on October 06, 2007, 08:09:57 PM
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his  
head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.  

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"  

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"  
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: Marduk on October 06, 2007, 08:28:08 PM
DOH!:doh:

Keep em coming :roflmao:
want more :)
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: Gone_Away on October 06, 2007, 10:18:30 PM
oh man that's awful..
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: delanvital on October 06, 2007, 10:38:02 PM
Quote from: Ninja_Freak;208967oh man that's awful..

:withstupid:

Oh man, please don't continue, otherwise you will get Jamoe started again :rolleyes::)
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: Luminance on October 06, 2007, 10:44:40 PM
pfft what a low lvl joke :P can it sink any lower? ^^
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: ghoule211 on October 06, 2007, 11:00:09 PM
Quote from: Luminance;208970pfft what a low lvl joke :P can it sink any lower? ^^

I actually thought that was a floater :norty:
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: morbo on October 08, 2007, 02:29:31 PM
reminds me of another pirate joke, apologies if this has already been posted.

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of the front of his trousers and orders a pint. While pouring the pirate's drink, the barman says “Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?”
“Arrr, I know, it’s driving me nuts”


Right, I'm off before the backlash begins :D
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: delanvital on October 08, 2007, 02:31:05 PM
Quote from: morbo;209167reminds me of another pirate joke, apologies if this has already been posted.

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of the front of his trousers and orders a pint. While pouring the pirate's drink, the barman says “Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?”
“Arrr, I know, it’s driving me nuts”


Right, I'm off before the backlash begins :D

:roflmao:

What I actually like the best is how far out the jokes are to make the punch line work, i.e. " A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of the front of his trousers and orders a pint" :lmfao:
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: Jamoe on October 08, 2007, 02:35:14 PM
bravo bravo, like it Morbo

:roflmao:
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: Eternaluk on October 08, 2007, 02:56:40 PM
Haha, I like yours Morbo, I'm slightly uncertain on Ghoule's :P.
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: Benny on October 08, 2007, 03:48:29 PM
That wasn't a pirate joke, the arr....was wrong.


Why are pirates called pirates?



























































Because they arrrrr....
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: Penfold on October 08, 2007, 04:04:17 PM
How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?













































A buck an ear!!!   Aaaarrr!
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: target on October 08, 2007, 05:01:21 PM
Nooooo! Stop please.....
 
 
 
Spare us from these dreadfully awful attempts at jokes :sad:
 
 
 
 
 
The last two made me snigger
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: Luminance on October 08, 2007, 06:53:12 PM
awsome, make this topic bloom guys keep them comming! :D
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: Ally on October 08, 2007, 08:51:53 PM
Pirates hate to crash their ship, but what do they love to crash?
PARRRRRrrrrties!

:getmecoat:
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: DuVeL on October 08, 2007, 09:00:59 PM
Quote from: Luminance;209222awsome, make this topic bloom guys keep them comming! :D

Well, did you talk like a pirat the 19th September?
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: Luminance on October 09, 2007, 09:30:43 PM
Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice          ratio!"
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: Alma on October 10, 2007, 08:57:49 PM
lmao. some ace jokes there guys. morbo, you been reading Dr McNinja?  http://drmcninja.com/images/womennuts.gif
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: morbo on October 15, 2007, 06:49:51 PM
Quote from: KnowTheFEAR;209435lmao. some ace jokes there guys. morbo, you been reading Dr McNinja?  http://drmcninja.com/images/womennuts.gif

Haha nice, if I'd known that was there I could have saved myself typing it out :D
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: delanvital on October 15, 2007, 11:50:55 PM
I officially nominate this thread as a candidate in the category "outstanding high level of mental numbness caused by extremely low level complexity jokes". So far a close race between the hell James unleashed a while back and this one... keep 'em coming :D
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: ghoule211 on October 16, 2007, 02:40:08 AM
To be honest i did not beleive how low this thread could have sunk, I mean I did set the bar extremly low in the first place and yet the standard quickly dropped bellow what i thought it could..
 
delanvitals being one of the worst.....
Title: Pirate Joke
Post by: delanvital on October 16, 2007, 01:08:35 PM
Quote from: ghoule211;210148delanvitals being one of the worst.....

:roflmao:
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