An American woman, a British woman and an Italian woman
were having lunch. The American woman said, "I told my
husband that I wasn’t going to clean the house anymore. If
he wanted it clean he would have to do it himself. After
the first day, I didn’t see anything. The second day, I
didn’t see anything. Then on the third day, voila! My
husband had cleaned the entire house!"
The British woman agreed, "I told my husband that I wasn’t
going to do the laundry anymore. If he wanted it done he
would have to do it himself. After the first day, I didn’t
see anything. The second day, I didn’t see anything. Then
on the third day, voila! My husband had done both his and
my laundry!"
The Italian woman chimed in, "I told my husband that I
wasn’t going to cook anymore. If he wanted home cooking he
would have to either go by his mother or cook for himself.
After the first day, I didn’t see anything. The second day,
I didn’t see anything. Then on the third day, I began to
see a little out of my left eye."
so she was blind? i don't get it.
Quote from: Luminance;209424so she was blind? i don't get it.
It means her husband beat her up. :eyebrow:
:lmfao: nice one!
Haha, good one :lmfao:
Quote from: Luminance;209424so she was blind? i don't get it.
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Swelling around the eyes kept them closed. In terms of the joke most likely cause would be the husband. But I suppose it could have been an allergic reaction to shellfish or flowers. Kinda ruins the joke though.
It's been told before on the forums but with different nations.
But that they have to explain it all this way...
Quote from: DuVeL;209463It's been told before on the forums but with different nations.
But that they have to explain it all this way...
they didn't had to use all the details, i just didn't linked the doministic violance and italansi, maybe my mind is to pure for that :P
edit :btw since when is a 100+ character reply too short to post? thoughed it was 5 or 6, after putting the smiley it was ok :S
Quote from: Luminance;209498they didn't had to use all the details, i just didn't linked the doministic violance and italansi, maybe my mind is to pure for that :P
edit :btw since when is a 100+ character reply too short to post? thoughed it was 5 or 6, after putting the smiley it was ok :S
LOL, pure mind, you? :flirty:
There is one thing about Italian guys according to my Italian gf that they allways like their mothers cookingstyle the best. I thought the joke was heading that way at first, that the Italian guy went to his moms house or such...
Ahwell..
Joke found; http://www.deadmen.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=20098
There's another somewhere on the forums aswell...