Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: ghoule211 on October 10, 2007, 06:21:39 PM

Title: I haven't seen this one in a while...
Post by: ghoule211 on October 10, 2007, 06:21:39 PM
An American woman, a British woman and an Italian woman  
were having lunch. The American woman said, "I told my  
husband that I wasn’t going to clean the house anymore. If  
he wanted it clean he would have to do it himself. After  
the first day, I didn’t see anything. The second day, I  
didn’t see anything. Then on the third day, voila! My  
husband had cleaned the entire house!"  

The British woman agreed, "I told my husband that I wasn’t  
going to do the laundry anymore. If he wanted it done he  
would have to do it himself. After the first day, I didn’t  
see anything. The second day, I didn’t see anything. Then  
on the third day, voila! My husband had done both his and  
my laundry!"  

The Italian woman chimed in, "I told my husband that I  
wasn’t going to cook anymore. If he wanted home cooking he  
would have to either go by his mother or cook for himself.  
After the first day, I didn’t see anything. The second day,  
I didn’t see anything. Then on the third day, I began to  
see a little out of my left eye."  
Title: I haven't seen this one in a while...
Post by: Luminance on October 10, 2007, 07:22:07 PM
so she was blind? i don't get it.
Title: I haven't seen this one in a while...
Post by: Ally on October 10, 2007, 07:23:05 PM
Quote from: Luminance;209424so she was blind? i don't get it.

It means her husband beat her up. :eyebrow:
Title: I haven't seen this one in a while...
Post by: Snokio on October 10, 2007, 07:28:55 PM
:lmfao: nice one!
Title: I haven't seen this one in a while...
Post by: Bk on October 10, 2007, 07:44:47 PM
Haha, good one :lmfao:
Quote from: Luminance;209424so she was blind? i don't get it.

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Title: I haven't seen this one in a while...
Post by: T-Bag on October 11, 2007, 12:19:52 AM
Swelling around the eyes kept them closed. In terms of the joke most likely cause would be the husband. But I suppose it could have been an allergic reaction to shellfish or flowers. Kinda ruins the joke though.
Title: I haven't seen this one in a while...
Post by: DuVeL on October 11, 2007, 07:07:06 AM
It's been told before on the forums but with different nations.
 
But that they have to explain it all this way...
Title: I haven't seen this one in a while...
Post by: Luminance on October 11, 2007, 12:13:21 PM
Quote from: DuVeL;209463It's been told before on the forums but with different nations.
 
But that they have to explain it all this way...

they didn't had to use all the details, i just didn't linked the doministic violance and italansi, maybe my mind is to pure for that :P

edit :btw since when  is a 100+ character reply too short to post? thoughed it was 5 or 6, after putting the smiley it was ok :S
Title: I haven't seen this one in a while...
Post by: DuVeL on October 11, 2007, 12:18:01 PM
Quote from: Luminance;209498they didn't had to use all the details, i just didn't linked the doministic violance and italansi, maybe my mind is to pure for that :P
 
edit :btw since when is a 100+ character reply too short to post? thoughed it was 5 or 6, after putting the smiley it was ok :S

LOL, pure mind, you? :flirty:
 
There is one thing about Italian guys according to my Italian gf that they allways like their mothers cookingstyle the best. I thought the joke was heading that way at first, that the Italian guy went to his moms house or such...
Ahwell..
 
Joke found; http://www.deadmen.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=20098
There's another somewhere on the forums aswell...