Q. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was dead.
Q. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A. It was tied to the first elephant.
Q. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A. It thought it was a game.
Q. Why did the tree fall over?
A. It thought it was an elephant.
... and the worst one, a classic IIRC:
Q. What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
A. Nothing. It just gave a little wine.
oh oh and this one wins me thinks:
Q. What did the river say when the elephant sat in it?
A. "Well, I'll be dammed!"
sigh......
You must be really bored Delan?.. Or do you specialize in bad elephant jokes? ;)
Nice Jumbo jokes there, i've heard much worse anyway! :norty:
i didn't got the last one :(
Quote from: Luminance;211154i didn't got the last one :(
What do you call those big things you construct to keep water on one side only?
uh, a beaver nest?
Beaver dam(m?)? :g:
:roflmao: I love bad jokes.
Quote from: Lee;211107Nice Jumbo jokes there, i've heard much worse anyway! :norty:
Bring 'em on :boxing:
Quote from: delanvital;211241Bring 'em on :boxing:
Check these - link (http://homepage.tinet.ie/~cronews/elep/elep.html). Can they even be classed as jokes!? :doh:
Very good :lmfao:
Quote from: Lee;211244Check these - link (http://homepage.tinet.ie/%7Ecronews/elep/elep.html). Can they even be classed as jokes!? :doh:
:blink::worshippy:
Quote from: Lee;211244Check these - link (http://homepage.tinet.ie/~cronews/elep/elep.html). Can they even be classed as jokes!? :doh:
I'll never get the time back I spent reading those jokes but I just couldn't stop myself reading on...strange.
Quote from: T-Bag;211270I'll never get the time back I spent reading those jokes but I just couldn't stop myself reading on...strange.
same here :'(
feel pretty bad now