btw i got this in an email and thought it worthy of posting, dont think its funny enough to go in that forum tho.
Things I hate about everybody....
> > >
> > > 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I
> > know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
> >
> > >
> > > 2. People who are willing to get off their TANGO to search the entire
> > room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
> >
> > >
> > > 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
> > too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
> >
> > >
> > > 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
> > it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
> > people do this? Who and where are they?
> >
> > >
> > > 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
> > tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking
> > floor.
> >
> > >
> > > 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give mea choice there, did you sunshine?
> > >
> > > 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
> > then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
> >
> > >
> > > 8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the
> > longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
> >
> > >
> > > 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the buscome yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
> >
> > >
> > > 10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
> >
> > >
> > > 11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
> >
> > >
> > > 12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's animage I really didn't need.
> > >
> > > 13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
> > McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well
> > I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.
> >
> > >
> > > 14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright? Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
i quite enjoed reading that thanks sheepy :roll:
My My someone is a tad angry today!!
if u look at the top, then u would realise that i got this in an email.