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Title: turtle joke
Post by: Luminance on November 25, 2007, 05:21:42 PM

A squirrel, a hare and a turtle are sitting in a cafe. And the three of them are pretty bored. Finally the turtle asks: "shall i go home to get a deck of cards''? The squirrel and the hare are ok with it, because then, they would have something to do. So as agreed the turtle leaves to get the deck. Couple hours later, the turtle still hadn't returned, and the squirrel asks the hare: "Shall we go to my place?". When suddenly they hear an angry voice coming from the doorway saying: "If you do that, then i'm not getting my cards!".

:D

Title: turtle joke
Post by: Sithvid on November 25, 2007, 06:42:30 PM

Yes well erm :crying:

Title: turtle joke
Post by: Liberator on November 25, 2007, 07:11:04 PM

Someones been pulling their discount Christmas crackers a little early this year.

Title: turtle joke
Post by: Luminance on November 25, 2007, 08:27:04 PM

Quote from: Liberator;213998Someones been pulling their discount Christmas crackers a little early this year.

can anyone translate this please?

oh and, stop crying, ur eyes shouldn't sting that bad :narnar:

Title: turtle joke
Post by: Lee on November 25, 2007, 08:41:43 PM

Quote from: Liberator;213998Someones been pulling their discount Christmas crackers a little early this year.

:roflmao: Very true..

Title: turtle joke
Post by: BabyBlueBall on November 26, 2007, 05:50:41 AM

Oh dear... *bangs head off keyboard* :lmfao:

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