She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
and then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.
Was her name Dawn? if you know the joke please laugh, if not its too rude to type here.
:roflmao: nice one!
I'm so tired that even that made me laugh :D
Good one!
2 Minute eggs? Yeugh.
Quote from: DogMeat;2146032 Minute eggs? Yeugh.
That's odd, I was thinking 'hard boiled eggs for breakfast? She had to be getting his lunch sarnies ready' Ah well, different stro.... never mind.:norty:
:lmfao::lmfao:
Quote from: DogMeat;2146032 Minute eggs? Yeugh.
why only 2 min?
I don't get the joke, since when do women love 45 min boiled eggs? :S
My God! He took his time...
Quote from: Browne;214666My God! He took his time...
ZOMG - it LIVES!! ^^^^
TL.
Quote from: TeaLeaf;214692ZOMG - it LIVES!! ^^^^
TL.
You should get on Meathook. Browne can often be found there, throwing grenades at me :flirty:
Nice one :lmfao: