Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Gh0st Face Killah on December 12, 2007, 11:45:14 AM

Title: Old man
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on December 12, 2007, 11:45:14 AM
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:   Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
  Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
  Man: "What sins?"
    Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
 Man: "I'm Jewish."
  Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
  Man: "I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody."
Title: Old man
Post by: Whitey on December 12, 2007, 12:27:34 PM
:roflmao::roflmao:

Still laughing....
Title: Old man
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2007, 12:32:51 PM
ROFLMAO - love the punchline :roflmao:
Title: Old man
Post by: sheepy on December 15, 2007, 12:01:16 AM
fanstatish!
Title: Old man
Post by: T-Bag on December 15, 2007, 03:08:43 PM
I'd tell people even if I wasn't 92. Love it.
Title: Old man
Post by: Sithvid on December 15, 2007, 05:17:44 PM
Quote from: T-Bag;215681I'd tell people even if I wasn't 92. Love it.

T bag is 92 ?!:roflmao:
Title: Wha?
Post by: Browne on December 16, 2007, 01:12:56 AM
Quote from: Gh0st Face Killah;215471An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody."

How the hell did you know about this? The only person I told was Ron?
 
Serious..great..I'll use it when I can
Title: Old man
Post by: Luminance on December 16, 2007, 09:30:29 PM
Quote from: Browne;215704How the hell did you know about this? The only person I told was Ron?
 
Serious..great..I'll use it when I can

Dream on :woot2:
Title: Old man
Post by: Blunt on December 16, 2007, 10:47:43 PM
Quote from: Luminance;215735Dream on :woot2:

Browne walks the walk Lumi...

He got challenged to an olde fashioned duel with a cuckolded Bridegroom at one LAN....

Gawd knows what he did to provoke that, but whatever it was ....maximum respect:roflmao:
Title: Old man
Post by: Browne on December 17, 2007, 04:37:21 PM
Quote from: Blunt;215739Browne walks the walk Lumi...
 
He got challenged to an olde fashioned duel with a cuckolded Bridegroom at one LAN....
 
Gawd knows what he did to provoke that, but whatever it was ....maximum respect:roflmao:

I only remarked on the colour of his skivvies....
Title: Old man
Post by: Nefertem on January 03, 2008, 10:48:46 PM
A 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm specimen for analysis at hospital.

He turns up 2 days later with an empty jar.
The nurse asks, "Why?"

He replies, "Sorry, but I tried with my right hand, then my left!

Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with them out.

Then we got Ethel next door to try with her hands, then she tried with her mouth.

But it was no good, we just couldnt get the f#cking lid off!!!"
Title: Old man
Post by: Thulsa Doom on January 03, 2008, 11:17:49 PM
:lmfao:
Title: Old man
Post by: delanvital on January 04, 2008, 03:39:14 PM
Brilliant! Still loling