Wich one resembles ur wife/girlfriend?
- The Windows-woman: She has alot of mistakes, but you can't deal without her.
- The Powerpoint-woman: She is ideal to present at parties.
- The Excel-woman: They say she can do alot, but you only use 4 basic functions.
- The DOS woman: Everybody had her, and noone wants her back.
- The Backup-woman: You thoughed you had it all, but when things go bad, you notice suddenly notice that something is missing.
- The Scandisk-woman: We know she can do alot of good things and that she only wants to help, but the fact is noone knows what she really does.
- The Internet-woman: You'll have to pay to use her.
- The Server-woman: When you need her, she's always busy.
- The Screensaver-woman: The truth is, she really doen't have any important functions, but she's fun to look at.
- The Hard-Disk-woman: She remembers everything at any time.
- The E-mail-woman: Nine of the ten things she says is absolute crap.
- The Virus-woman: Right when you least expect it, she installs in your. house and acts like she is the owner. And when you try to remove her, you find out alot of things are missing, but when you don't remove her, you loose everything.
- The System administrator-woman - She knows everything better, period.
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you people afraid to post or what? :P
i think ppl are just 2 depresed at reality to post
Quote from: Luminance;215690lol 28 views, and no replies
you people afraid to post or what? :P
Nobody wants to take the risk his girlfriend/wife reads this forum too. :rolleyes:
Better be safe than sorry :)
- The Screensaver-woman: The truth is, she really doen't have any important functions, but she's fun to look at.
My girlfriend is imaginary (like all the best ones are) so I have no fear of being found out.
Quote from: smilodon;215745- The Screensaver-woman: The truth is, she really doen't have any important functions, but she's fun to look at.
My girlfriend is imaginary (like all the best ones are) so I have no fear of being found out.
Unless you imagine she finds out, in which case your a sick puppy.
Quote from: Jamoe;215751Unless you imagine she finds out, in which case your a sick puppy.
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couldn't have said it better :worshippy:
That would be silly. Having an imaginary girlfriend is no easy task. Oh yes anyone can make up some random bit of totty, and can get into all kinds of trouble, such as you describe. The True Imaginary Girlfriend is both an exact discipline and a fine art form. I consider myself something of a master, so fear not for me.
Quote from: smilodon;215828That would be silly. Having an imaginary girlfriend is no easy task. Oh yes anyone can make up some random bit of totty, and can get into all kinds of trouble, such as you describe. The True Imaginary Girlfriend is both an exact discipline and a fine art form. I consider myself something of a master, so fear not for me.
I'm starting to fear you.....