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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Nefertem on January 04, 2008, 12:19:45 AM

Title: Ducks
Post by: Nefertem on January 04, 2008, 12:19:45 AM
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: "Don't Step on the Ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
 
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck.
Although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
 
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together for eternity as well.
 
The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks.
 
Then one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has
ever laid her eyes on, very tanned, muscular and sexy.
St.Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained
to you for all eternity?"
 
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
Title: Ducks
Post by: T-Bag on January 04, 2008, 01:00:45 AM
A quality joke if just for heaven being full to the brim with ducks.
Title: Ducks
Post by: Luminance on January 04, 2008, 01:49:04 AM
Hmm ducks in heaven,

i wonder if kregs powerducks are devine then :g:
Title: Ducks
Post by: spiritus on January 04, 2008, 07:46:59 AM
lol, nice joke a friday morning at work :D
Title: Ducks
Post by: delanvital on January 04, 2008, 12:15:12 PM
Quote from: T-Bag;217467A quality joke if just for heaven being full to the brim with ducks.

:withstupid: More of this stuff please, Neffy :D

Edit: And what a darn cool quote in your signature.
Title: Ducks
Post by: Nefertem on January 04, 2008, 05:03:20 PM
Quote from: delanvital;217514Edit: And what a darn cool quote in your signature.

About time someone noticed! :flirty:
Title: Ducks
Post by: Alma on January 04, 2008, 06:42:35 PM
lmao great joke.
Title: Ducks
Post by: Gone_Away on January 05, 2008, 02:02:31 AM
I LIke duck. mmmm tasty with hoisin
Title: Ducks
Post by: kregoron on January 08, 2008, 08:11:26 PM
Quote from: Luminance;217470Hmm ducks in heaven,

i wonder if kregs powerducks are devine then :g:

I AM DEVINE!!!!!!!!!!! And dont make fun of the ducks, what have they ever done to you :P
Title: Ducks
Post by: Luminance on January 09, 2008, 07:52:08 AM
Quote from: kregoron;218085I AM DEVINE!!!!!!!!!!! And dont make fun of the ducks, what have they ever done to you :P

they quaked at me, and made funny faces :ranting2:
Title: Ducks
Post by: DuVeL on January 09, 2008, 11:17:40 AM
Duckfun;
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/dogdaffyot61.jpg)
(http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/fullsize/duck_lg.gif)
 
Old 1;
(http://files.myopera.com/Dudley/blogphotos/1DuckHunter.jpg)
 
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/tephies/duckFunny.jpg)
 
(http://www.vinnylingham.com/uploaded_images/1st-class-duck-733539.png)
(http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/duck.jpg)
 
4 Lumi;
(http://wetasschronicles.com/archives/images/CityDuck.gif)
Title: Ducks
Post by: spiritus on January 09, 2008, 12:06:29 PM
who else to post lots of pics than the mighty DuVeL :D
Tnx for making my day a bit better :yahoo:
Title: Ducks
Post by: kregoron on January 10, 2008, 08:16:54 AM
Ducks are cool, some day you might see the light and accept that fact ;)
Title: Ducks
Post by: T-Bag on January 10, 2008, 12:06:00 PM
Yeah, I've got about 8 ducks back home, they're cool. Very uncoordinated, when we catch them in our fish pond (rather than their own pool) we chase them and they fly into things and get all flustered.
Yup, Ducks are cool but crack under pressure :narnar:
Title: Ducks
Post by: kregoron on January 10, 2008, 12:37:18 PM
Oh join boomer tomorrow and ill make you crack under the pressure of my gun! :D ;) :P
Title: Ducks
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on February 28, 2008, 08:31:42 AM
Go here and join the free range duck project.

http://www.freerangeduck.com/

Order a sticker pack and get ducking!!!

Heres one of mine just to wet your appetite!!

(//%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/DjHippy/Ducks/08122007198.jpg)[/img]
Title: Ducks
Post by: ghoule211 on February 28, 2008, 04:47:24 PM
Quote from: Gh0st Face Killah;223968Go here and join the free range duck project.
 
http://www.freerangeduck.com/
 
Order a sticker pack and get ducking!!!
 
Heres one of mine just to wet your appetite!!
 
(//%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/DjHippy/Ducks/08122007198.jpg)[/img]

 
Do they come with orange sauce or is that extra :norty:
Title: Ducks
Post by: kregoron on March 08, 2008, 08:13:49 PM
Quote from: Gh0st Face Killah;223968Go here and join the free range duck project.

http://www.freerangeduck.com/


I joined their FB group!
Title: Ducks
Post by: Luminance on March 08, 2008, 10:16:37 PM
Quote from: DuVeL;218130Duckfun;
  4 Lumi;
(http://wetasschronicles.com/archives/images/CityDuck.gif)

thats exactly the face i meant :ranting2:
hope they roast in hell :devil:
Title: Ducks
Post by: kregoron on March 10, 2008, 11:40:52 AM
Quote from: Luminance;225187thats exactly the face i meant :ranting2:
hope they roast in hell :devil:
You know the duck in the picture is meeeh
Title: Ducks
Post by: Gaara on March 10, 2008, 01:42:57 PM
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5527/duckyminionsdw7.jpg)
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