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"Help I've overdone it on the old Botox and now I can't move my face"
"I'm wearing white panties, why do you ask?"
Hello sir, did you order the 50 pair of pink panties?
Sir, turn and look through the round window behind you!
I just won the New Hampshire Primary!
"Hi sir. Would you be interested in buying a new pair of socks?"
"I've told you before! I don't remember Bobby Charlton!"
"Hi this is the Hot Sex Phone line ;)"
" You'll Die in seven Days":boxing:
"You really should go for the sex change and plastic surgery, we would look like twins again". :sideways:
Quote from: Jamoe;218189"You really should go for the sex change and plastic surgery, we would look like twins again". :sideways:
hahahahaha :D that's it :D
He was speechless, but talking to a Girls World Head was better than no one
"Hi, I would like to audition for the Joker role, in the next Batman film please"
and the girl said "hello, this is the im addicted to world of warcraft and need some serious help and a life..... line"
Quote from: Penfold;218132I just won the New Hampshire Primary!
:roflmao:
My thoughts exactly...
'I'm so happy I could just sh1t'
"You shouldn't frown at a telephone...look follow my example...*Smile*"