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Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Toxteth on January 10, 2008, 02:19:56 PM
So, how many do you think you could take?!

Read a bit of this hilarious discussion (http://reddit.com/info/2enai/comments?sort=top) first about tactics etc.

Take the test. (http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/)

:lmfao:
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Blunt on January 10, 2008, 03:14:49 PM
23:boxing:
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Penfold on January 10, 2008, 03:18:35 PM
well it says 17 but I reckon that a gross over-exaggeration..Franky I struggle with just the two.

PEN
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: DuVeL on January 10, 2008, 03:27:50 PM
You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.
 
I reckon Tox will beat that easily being the martial arts dude...
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Toxteth on January 10, 2008, 03:47:26 PM
Well firstly I got 23, but then I went back and did it again and got 29 because I decided that I would rather enjoy crane kicking children, using children as weapons and fighting a bit dirty, just enough to win though, nothing too brutal :boxing:
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Nefertem on January 10, 2008, 04:09:45 PM
Quote from: Toxteth;218315Well firstly I got 23, but then I went back and did it again and got 29 because I decided that I would rather enjoy crane kicking children, using children as weapons and fighting a bit dirty, just enough to win though, nothing too brutal :boxing:

:withstupid:

Got 27 though (must been my lack of martial arts skills)
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: delanvital on January 10, 2008, 04:17:40 PM
Quote from: Penfold;218308well it says 17 but I reckon that a gross over-exaggeration..Franky I struggle with just the two.

PEN

:roflmao:
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: T-Bag on January 10, 2008, 04:35:42 PM
I got 29, but I'm not sure how long I'd use the child for if I did use them as a weapon...so would probably be less. :narnar:
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: ghoule211 on January 10, 2008, 05:11:37 PM
i would guess 5 at max for any adult.... Anyone seen jurasic park?
 
there like the veloveraptors of the human kind..... if you offer them say a playstation, sweets, etc they will fight to the death and kids being kids are sneaky. as soon as they outflank ya that it your going down martial arts, speed brain power and will to win is not enough to beat a child with the fact that they will win the forbiden cholate or toys for taking down an adult....
 
children are savage and should come with a warning lable (also women although thats an explosives warning)
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Zootoxin on January 10, 2008, 05:38:56 PM
I got 31 :)

I new those martial arts skills and growing up in manchester helped me out! If only i'd been crushed at a concert or chased by bee's ROFL
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Sn00ks on January 10, 2008, 06:34:04 PM
:D 34 :yahoo:
I hate kids :devil:
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: smilodon on January 10, 2008, 06:47:04 PM
27 - I was once stamped on by  a horse and have long arms, which helps.
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: ghoule211 on January 10, 2008, 07:54:08 PM
according to the website 35
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Luminance on January 10, 2008, 08:19:56 PM
28

Find a Sonography school near you



28 :D
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: sheepy on January 10, 2008, 08:56:04 PM
28 here! kid killing!
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: DaRkLiGhTeR on January 10, 2008, 09:43:54 PM
28 ;P ive rather big with long arms lol and yay swinging kids for weapons :S
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Gone_Away on January 10, 2008, 09:47:02 PM
35.. no problem. 'lil ba$tards
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: spiritus on January 11, 2008, 09:44:54 AM
I could take on 26 of those little buggers :boxing:
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: BigFatCat on January 11, 2008, 11:46:43 AM
Yes, 30!

Bring it on, you little feckers:ranting2:
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Gone_Away on January 11, 2008, 02:36:05 PM
afterall you never know when a gang of teens will set upon you.. good practice. I'm off to a primary school now to kick some lil' butt
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: T e c h N i c a l on January 11, 2008, 04:21:03 PM
24 - mainly because I'm 13-20 >_<. Having experience dealing with the Zerg obviously helps, though:lmfao:

 This is begging for a flash game.
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Jewelz^ on January 11, 2008, 05:12:06 PM
i got 17 :rolleyes:
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Sithvid on January 11, 2008, 06:01:26 PM
25:boxing::boxing:
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Alma on January 12, 2008, 09:24:20 PM
25. not bad for a skinny 14 yr old :)
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Luminance on January 12, 2008, 11:55:02 PM
Quote from: T e c h N i c a l;21849724 - mainly because I'm 13-20 >_<. Having experience dealing with the Zerg obviously helps, though:lmfao:

 This is begging for a flash game.

i sellected that one too, so stop wining :P
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Dr Sadako on January 13, 2008, 12:00:35 AM
QuoteYou could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.

Omg ... I must be a bad person. :roflmao:
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Gaara on January 13, 2008, 12:01:09 AM
I brought this topic up at the dinner table and everyone looked at me as if i was some twisted child beater :crying:

My brother's girlfriend on the other hand started estimating how many of the little buggers she could knock out and even asked if she could use weapons.... and they think I am the twisted one :p
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Marduk on January 13, 2008, 11:58:05 AM
wonder what would be the score if weapons were allowed then
and what would be the best choice of weapon, daggers for close hand combat, or a large 2 handed axe to keep them at bay

and if so, are the toddlers allowed weapons to ?

Can you imagine seeing a 5y/o with a 6 foot broadsword :P
Title: How many 5 year olds could you Take in a fight?!
Post by: Luminance on January 13, 2008, 01:27:01 PM
Quote from: Marduk;218682wonder what would be the score if weapons were allowed then
and what would be the best choice of weapon, daggers for close hand combat, or a large 2 handed axe to keep them at bay

and if so, are the toddlers allowed weapons to ?

Can you imagine seeing a 5y/o with a 6 foot broadsword :P

nope.

I think i'll go with the baseball bat, a hollow metal one :devil: