Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Luminance on February 01, 2008, 04:17:52 PM

Title: State of Arkansas Residency Application
Post by: Luminance on February 01, 2008, 04:17:52 PM
Name: (_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (Check appropriate box)
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation: (_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Hair Dresser (_) Un-employed
 
Spouse's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet
 
Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___
 
Mother's Name: _______
Father's Name: _______(If not sure, leave blank)
 
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
 
Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? ___
Total number of vehicles you own ___
Number of vehicles that still crank ___
Number of vehicles in front yard ___
Number of vehicles in back yard ___
Number of vehicles on cement blocks
 
Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed
Model and year of your pickup: ______ 194_
 
Do you have a gun rack? (_) Yes (_) No; please explain: _____________________________
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_) The National Enquirer (_) The Globe (_) TV Guide (_) Soap Opera Digest (_) Rifle and Shotgun (_)
 
Number of times you've seen a UFO ___
Number of times you've seen Elvis ___
Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO  ___
 
How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable
 
Color of teeth: (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A
 
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man
 
How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know