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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: Cadaver on July 03, 2003, 12:07:14 PM

Title: Birfday
Post by: Cadaver on July 03, 2003, 12:07:14 PM
I've officially left my twenties behind me today, and have stepped over the threshold in to my fourth decade.

Right!  Off to the pub this lunchtime to have a beer and try and fathom how I'm supposed to develop a passion for gardening & DIY.  Will be expecting some quality insults from you all when I get back  :wink:
Title: Birfday
Post by: smilodon on July 03, 2003, 12:24:31 PM
It's going to be tough to have a dig at you mate, seeing as how we now share the same decade.

Of course we could just pick on teenagers instead, although they are a bit of an easy target what with them being gormless, spotty and stupid.
Title: Birfday
Post by: Zok on July 03, 2003, 12:49:40 PM
happy birthday and welcome to a life of contentment, check slippers, warm fires and coco :)

maybe we could all meet in B&Q one day and exchange tips on gardening and DIY, instead of those crazy lan parties 8)

ooh just noticed its lunch time,   just off for a nap now ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Birfday
Post by: Dingo on July 03, 2003, 01:15:07 PM
Happy Birthday Cadaver   :)
Title: Birfday
Post by: Doorman on July 03, 2003, 02:49:18 PM
You poor old bugger!  :(
Title: Birfday
Post by: suicidal_monkey on July 03, 2003, 04:56:12 PM
quite an appropriate nick you have then ;)


 :new-bday:

 :drinking:
Title: Birfday
Post by: OldBloke on July 03, 2003, 05:11:46 PM
Now you've reached an appropriate age it's time to let you in on something that, up until now, you've been protected from.

You're about to get lots of ear and nasal hair  8O

Happy Birthday old Chap.  :D
Title: Birfday
Post by: Cadaver on July 03, 2003, 05:29:08 PM
QuoteNow you've reached an appropriate age it's time to let you in on something that, up until now, you've been protected from.

You're about to get lots of ear and nasal hair 8O
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The horror, the horror... :cry:

I've always wondered who buys those hygenic trimmers, and the knowledge that I now fit in to that demographic is quite disturbing.

Still, if I ever sound muffled over voice comms I guess I am now free to use the excuse of extreme nasal hair interfering with the mic  :)
Title: Birfday
Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on July 03, 2003, 05:40:14 PM
:new-bday: i save my clippings for when i am realy old and bald then i can make a nice rug with it for my twilight years  :P
Title: Birfday
Post by: MisterEggs on July 03, 2003, 06:56:16 PM
QuoteYou're about to get lots of ear and nasal hair 8O
:) Indeed. What i don't understand is why on earth Evolution thinks that all this seemingly unnecessary hair growth in later years was a really good idea. What possible survival purpose can it serve?

Quotei save my clippings for when i am realy old and bald then i can make a nice rug with it for my twilight years
Ah. Question asked...question answered.

'Appy Boifdee m8. :thumbsup:
Title: Birfday
Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on July 03, 2003, 07:19:50 PM
:rofl:
Title: Birfday
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on July 04, 2003, 04:21:16 PM
Hippo Birdie two ewe.