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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Doorman on February 12, 2008, 10:23:32 AM

Title: The Husband Store
Post by: Doorman on February 12, 2008, 10:23:32 AM
A  brand new 6 storey store has just opened in New York City that sells  husbands.
 
 When  woman go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the  entrance;-
 
     
Ladies, you may visit this store ONLY ONCE!.  There are 6 Floors and the value of products  increase as you ascend the flights.  You  may choose any item from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up to the  next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the  building!"
 
 
 So, a  woman goes to 'The Husband Store' to find a husband,
 
 On  the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
 Floor  1 â€" These Men Have Jobs
 
 The  2nd floor sign reads:
 Floor  2 â€" These Men Have Jobs AND Love Kids
 
 The  3rd floor sign reads:
 Floor 3 â€" These Men Have Jobs Love Kids AND Are  Extremely Good Looking
 
 "Wow", she thinks, but feels compelled to  keep going.
 
 She  climbs to the 4th floor and the signs reads:
 Floor  4 â€" These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-Dead Good Looking  
                 AND Help With The  Housework
 
 "Oh, mercy me!", she exclaims, "I can hardly stand  it"
 
 Still  she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
 Floor 5 â€" These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are  Drop-Dead Gorgeous,
                 Help With The Housework AND  Have A Strong Romantic Streak
 
 She  is so tempted to stay, but she climbs to the 6th floor and the sign  reads:
 
 Floor  6 â€" YOU are Visitor 31,456013 to this floor â€" There are NO men on this floor.  This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to  please.
 Thank  You for shopping at The Husband Store.
 
 To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner has opened a similar  sized store called 'New Wives  Store'just across the  street……………..
 
 
 
 
New Wives  Store
 
 When  men go to choose a wife, they have to follow similar instructions at the  entrance;-
 
     
Gentlemen, you may visit this store ONLY ONCE!.   There are 6 Floors and the value of  products increase as you ascend the flights.   You may choose any item from a particular floor, or you may choose to go  up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the  building!"
 
 
 So, a  man goes to 'The New Wives Store' to find a wife,
 
 On  the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
 Floor  1 â€" Wives That Love Sex
 
 The  2nd floor sign reads:
 Floor  2 â€" Wives That Love Sex AND Have Money
 
 The  3rd through to 6th floors have never been visited. !!!!
Title: The Husband Store
Post by: DuVeL on February 12, 2008, 10:33:09 AM
Nice 2 Ron, I knew the first one but not the second! :)
Title: The Husband Store
Post by: spiritus on February 12, 2008, 11:25:58 AM
never seen the 2'nd. love it! :lmfao:
Title: The Husband Store
Post by: BigFatCat on February 12, 2008, 12:18:04 PM
Oh, my God. I laughed at the second one:D
Title: The Husband Store
Post by: T-Bag on February 12, 2008, 01:19:01 PM
thats pretty good. Thats alot of visitors to the 6th floor.
Title: The Husband Store
Post by: Luminance on February 12, 2008, 04:04:34 PM
haha pretty good find :)
 
wonder what he get payed, if none of the woman bought a hushband.
Maybe his wife store covers it.
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