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Forum Archive 2023 => Laugh? I nearly started. => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Look What I Found on the Internet => Topic started by: Blunt on February 14, 2008, 09:14:05 AM

Title: Headline of the month
Post by: Blunt on February 14, 2008, 09:14:05 AM
Who said the police couldn't find their ar*e (http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=34162DE599AAA8F59CD34C29C8656024?contentId=5657259&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1) with both hands?

:D
Title: Headline of the month
Post by: Marduk on February 14, 2008, 09:23:06 AM
lol, this is a nice headline indeed :)
but how is this news :P
they capture people like this at amsterdam people every day, if not every hour, they even made a song about it with a childrenc choir and all
called "bolletjes in mijn holletje" meaning something like the drugs is hidden in my pooper, very common way to smuggle drugs. Very good reason not to touch it to ( besides the obvious)
Title: Headline of the month
Post by: DuVeL on February 14, 2008, 09:27:43 AM
And yesterday or so they arested a woman with alot of money hidden between her "hills" and "innercave". Sorry for the discribing but this way it was the only way I could post it decent.
 
She was arested for smugling 120.000 Euros.
More then the half of the money she hid in her "innercave" (65.000 Euros packed in a condom).
Title: Headline of the month
Post by: Blunt on February 14, 2008, 09:34:30 AM
Quote from: DuVeL;222434And yesterday or so they arested a woman with alot of money hidden between her "hills" and "innercave". Sorry for the discribing but this way it was the only way I could post it decent.
 
She was arested for smugling 120.000 Euros.
More then the half of the money she hid in her "innercave" (65.000 Euros packed in a condom).

In coins?:ohmy:
Title: Headline of the month
Post by: Carr0t on February 14, 2008, 09:50:53 AM
Quote from: Blunt;222436In coins?:ohmy:

o.0

Read an article a while back about a woman pickpocketing a mobile phone in a supermarket, nipping into the toilets, and hiding it there. She got caught when the person who'se phone it was noticed it missing and asked someone else to ring it. And of course most modern phones vibrate as well as ringing by default...
Title: Headline of the month
Post by: T-Bag on February 14, 2008, 10:24:28 AM
Nice, from the picture you can tell the police weren't to gentle removing the gear.
Title: Headline of the month
Post by: DuVeL on February 14, 2008, 10:42:15 AM
Quote from: Blunt;222436In coins?:ohmy:

 
Offcourse, in Eurocents even!!! :doh: :rolleyes:
Title: Headline of the month
Post by: Dr Sadako on February 14, 2008, 11:59:39 AM
Denis Leary said it best: I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass.
Title: Headline of the month
Post by: Penfold on February 14, 2008, 12:21:30 PM
Quote from: T-Bag;222447Nice, from the picture you can tell the police weren't to gentle removing the gear.

Not too gentle here either:

Yesterday in Florida

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAGb7_g4Aso

sheesh


PEN
Title: Headline of the month
Post by: Luminance on February 14, 2008, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: Blunt;222436In coins?:ohmy:

Yeah in 50 cents.
 
They smelled something fishy when her heals left small craters in the concrete floor.
She was examineted and arrested after stepping on a scale.
The girl was 1,70m, thin as a twig but weighted 520 pounds :woot2::woot2::woot2:
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