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Title: Names
Post by: Nefertem on February 14, 2008, 11:32:39 PM
First of all.. Didn't really know wether to put this in banter or here.. but since I nearly started laughing, ill go with this one..

Second of all.. I know too well that having an unusual name aint allways a laughing matter.. Benedikt is a rather uncommon name in Denmark, and the female version Benedikte is a lot more common (have lead to lots of misunderstandings through time)..

anyways.. I work as a mailman, and I find some weird/funny/unlucky names out there..
some of the ones I remember:

First names: Pornpit,

Middle names: Legolas,

Last names: Fokking, Pornø, Shipillis, Horney, Zwisler (nothing naughty, just made me chuckle)

Full Names/initials: Marc Payne (had a welsh middlename, but still close enough to make my day), C.S & S (stood as S & C.S. on the mailbox, but my falcon eyes spotted it!)

oh.. and delivered mail to a lawyer who's licence plates were: JUSTICE


Anyways, thats the ones I can think of now.. I know there are more of em out there, just can't remember them now :sad:
Title: Names
Post by: delanvital on February 14, 2008, 11:38:47 PM
Good ones mate :)

I was a weekend mailman as a study job as well for a few years.

Remember Hørm and Fogger but there was loads of others. Something with maaes (basically mås, meaning butt) and mugg (meaning mould), but not sure abt spelling anymore.
Title: Names
Post by: Marduk on February 15, 2008, 10:59:36 AM
Well we have a dutch name dick,  and a last name de cock
imagine if you combine the two, id say your screwed :P
Title: Names
Post by: DuVeL on February 15, 2008, 11:03:10 AM
A m8 of mine deliverd post aswell. During the job he got bitten by a dog.
Cliche!
 
Also a classm8s name was Rob de Koe. Rob the Cow.
Everytime his name was mentioned someone made a moo-ing sound.
It was only fun for the first few weeks but still...
Title: Names
Post by: Blunt on February 15, 2008, 11:16:49 AM
There used to be a female Police Inspector in Bath called Adora Dick.

She had a brother called Ivor.

I went to school with a girl called Varina, needless to say she has changed it now, but weirdly I can't seem to recall her new name:eyebrow:
Title: Names
Post by: Penfold on February 15, 2008, 11:16:53 AM
My wife went to school with a girl caled Nora Dicke.  Swear to God - straight up.

I also went to School with the Ness Twins - Alistair and Peter. Problem is that a boarding school they call people by first initial and surname so the register was always A.Ness and P.Ness .


PEN
Title: Names
Post by: big-paddy on February 15, 2008, 11:36:33 AM
I love the internet. Everything is automated so no human checking. I regularly order catalogues for my wife in the name of Mrs B Igass and Mrs F Atbutt. She never finds it funny.
 
Which reminds me I need to get some care home brochures for her :)
Title: Names
Post by: Zootoxin on February 15, 2008, 12:15:37 PM
I used to work in a payroll department and when checking the wages for one of the couriers I noticed the next of kin on file was the mother.

Named : Fanny Onions
:roflmao:

I never plucked up the courage to ask whether it was a wind up!

hmmmm "Is your mother really called Fanny Onions?"

I have always said if I have son I will name him Adam, my surname is Hall :woot2:
Title: Names
Post by: Jamoe on February 15, 2008, 12:24:09 PM
Quote from: big-paddy;222532I love the internet. Everything is automated so no human checking. I regularly order catalogues for my wife in the name of Mrs B Igass and Mrs F Atbutt. She never finds it funny.
 
Which reminds me I need to get some care home brochures for her :)

:roflmao:

that's brilliant, love it.
Title: Names
Post by: Luminance on February 15, 2008, 04:22:59 PM
Quote from: Blunt;222528There used to be a female Police Inspector in Bath called Adora Dick.
 
She had a brother called Ivor.
 
I went to school with a girl called Varina, needless to say she has changed it now, but weirdly I can't seem to recall her new name:eyebrow:

Citorus? :flirty:
 
:getmecoat:
 
 
Quote from: big-paddy;222532I love the internet. Everything is automated so no human checking. I regularly order catalogues for my wife in the name of Mrs B Igass and Mrs F Atbutt. She never finds it funny.
 
Which reminds me I need to get some care home brochures for her :)

Lolz, you do know that fat, ass, big, and butt are 4 forbidden words in any combination ;)
Title: Names
Post by: DogMeat on February 16, 2008, 09:52:26 AM
Of course, there's the ever-so-popular D'eath and one I recall from my Army days - may I present the unforgettable:

Captain The Honourable Naismith of Posso The Younger
Title: Names
Post by: ghoule211 on February 16, 2008, 12:33:50 PM
talking of names I am sure my parents hated me for my name :g:
 
Sebastian Tobias (Seb to friends)
 
now imagine when the teacher was telling us to put our full names on the front of our books man I hated it.....
 
As for funny names I like most of those that Bart does to Moe (simposons)
 
Seymore Butts
I. P Freely
Homer S*xual
etc...
Title: Names
Post by: Luminance on February 16, 2008, 01:56:52 PM
Quote from: ghoule211;222634talking of names I am sure my parents hated me for my name :g:
 
Sebastian Tobias (Seb to friends)
 
now imagine when the teacher was telling us to put our full names on the front of our books man I hated it.....
 
As for funny names I like most of those that Bart does to Moe (simposons)
 
Seymore Butts
I. P Freely
Homer S*xual
etc...

whats wrong with sebastian tobias?
Title: Names
Post by: ghoule211 on February 16, 2008, 02:31:56 PM
Quote from: Luminance;222641whats wrong with sebastian tobias?

takes to long to write so usually just inital everything STT or just end emails with
 
Regards
 
Seb T
Title: Names
Post by: Luminance on February 16, 2008, 03:29:37 PM
Quote from: ghoule211;222645takes to long to write so usually just inital everything STT or just end emails with
 
Regards
 
Seb T

ah ok.

my name is 1 letter longer :P
Title: Names
Post by: Nefertem on February 16, 2008, 03:55:37 PM
Mines on 17 letters :narnar:

A friend of mine know a dutch guy with the first name Fokko :doh:
Title: Names
Post by: Luminance on February 16, 2008, 04:00:53 PM
compagny we make plane parts for is called fokker :P
Title: Names
Post by: Eternaluk on February 17, 2008, 01:07:31 AM
ouchie!
Title: Names
Post by: ghoule211 on February 17, 2008, 11:46:51 PM
Quote from: Eternaluk;222694Try living with Taliesin Pip Larmour-Jones....
 
Taliesin, as in shining brow, in Welsh. Pip, don't ask, I think it was something to do with an apple incident. Larmour, I think it's French, or Irish. And Jones, a typical Welsh surname.

 
Actually your name is pretty cool (ok just googled/192'd myself and im safe from any potential stalkers) my full name seems as were counting surnames is Sebastian Tobias Truswell
Borther is Krystian Lance Truswell, there is a younger sister as well but we dont like to talk about her :D
 
parents where mad i found out my middle name was because my mum had a thing for Oliver Tobias (some actor) My bro's name was spelt the greek way (i think memory and google skills not up to much) but Some times i wish I had my brothers name (not the spelling though)
Title: Names
Post by: TeaLeaf on February 18, 2008, 11:15:20 AM
And continuing the names reference, a link back to an old one on these forums, but still a good one:

Quote from: Dingo;6167For some time many of us have
wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
find ourselves at a loss when someone
says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts,
you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her
parents' objections, Deap Schitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and
Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later
married Ted Sherlock, and, because her
kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then
known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,
Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
Title: Names
Post by: Browne on February 18, 2008, 11:33:04 AM
I was growing up there was a company of Solicitors in my Hometown called Argue & Phibbs
 
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Title: Names
Post by: Nefertem on February 27, 2008, 07:07:39 PM
P. Evertsen


Close enough to make me lol:lmfao:
Title: Names
Post by: delanvital on February 27, 2008, 07:22:07 PM
Quote from: Nefertem;223903P. Evertsen


Close enough to make me lol:lmfao:

:roflmao: You... kinky... guy (to quote Earthworm Jim. Well... almost)