Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: ghoule211 on February 19, 2008, 02:49:52 PM

Title: Here is another edition of 'Things I Learned This Week.'
Post by: ghoule211 on February 19, 2008, 02:49:52 PM

1. I Am Done With Winter  
2. I Enjoy Sleeping Naked  
3. I Enjoy Cooking Naked  
4. I Enjoy Showering Naked  
5. I Don't Enjoy Shoveling Snow Naked  
6. You Are Never Too Old To Enjoy Fruit Roll Ups  
7. The Football Is Going to Be Lame  
8. There Is A Street In Florida Called Bump Nose  
9. Cheese Is Great On Just About Anything  
10. Laxative Is Not A French Word For 'Candy'  
Title: Here is another edition of 'Things I Learned This Week.'
Post by: DaRkLiGhTeR on February 19, 2008, 09:57:28 PM
LOL very nice i agree with number5 :)
Title: Here is another edition of 'Things I Learned This Week.'
Post by: Jamoe on February 20, 2008, 09:04:42 AM
Quote from: DaRkLiGhTeR;222980LOL very nice i agree with number5 :)

It all depends on the tool you use to shovel :norty:
Title: Here is another edition of 'Things I Learned This Week.'
Post by: spiritus on February 20, 2008, 09:21:10 AM
Nice ones :D
And tnx for the tip on number 10 :doh:
Title: Here is another edition of 'Things I Learned This Week.'
Post by: Luminance on February 20, 2008, 08:40:29 PM
wow, i didn't know you could do nr 4. :O
might even try it ^^
Title: Here is another edition of 'Things I Learned This Week.'
Post by: T-Bag on February 20, 2008, 09:06:03 PM
Don't do number 4. Your bathing suit will never get clean otherwise. YOu're saving extra load on the washing machine.
Title: Here is another edition of 'Things I Learned This Week.'
Post by: ghoule211 on February 20, 2008, 11:24:08 PM
Actually as bizare as it sounds in some states in the USofA its still illegal to shower naked :blink: although in some states you can beat your wife but only on the town hall steps and only on a sunday