An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."
The English gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. All Englishmen have to show their passports on arrival in France !"
The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.
Then he quietly explained.
"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D- Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any ****ing Frenchmen to show it to"
Nice one :lmfao:
:lmfao:
Nice 1 Frenzy!
Respect to WW2-Veterans.
Quote from: FrEnZy;223596"...I couldn't find any ****ing Frenchmen to show it to"
I think France had outsourced the custom duties to Germans in 1940. By 1944 there were a whole line of concrete custom houses along the coast. :norty:
HeHe good joke :)
And perhaps we should ask the germans to do the border control again, wanna bet not a single tulban gets past unwanted again :)
hehe class joke
Quote from: Marduk;223815HeHe good joke :)
And perhaps we should ask the germans to do the border control again, wanna bet not a single tulban gets past unwanted again :)
good idea :D
sweeet dude,
Thats funny.
nice1 :D
Quote from: Aquilifer;223811I think France had outsourced the custom duties to Germans in 1940. By 1944 there were a whole line of concrete custom houses along the coast. :norty:
and again ^^
Nice joke! :D
Quote from: Aquilifer;223811I think France had outsourced the custom duties to Germans in 1940
:roflmao: