Secret, Frenzy and Tutonic. How the hell are you all ?
Secret ? you still live in a mud hut in south Norfolk ?
Frenzy ? You got your asdl working properly yet ?
No point saying hi to Tutonic, his gf wont let him on the computer anyway :)
Nice to know you guys are still alive, bet you are not so pleased that I am :)
Hope to catch up with you all soon.
EAFish (formerly KTIT_EAFish if you are that dense you cant remember me )
LOL - Frenzy nearly fell off his chair when I showed him this post (he's playing CS at the mo).
He then muttered something like "Bloody hell. I thought he must be dead."
:D
whoah!
aint seen you for aaaaaaages how's it going m8?
hope you'll come play on MH soon, and entertain us with your voice comm antics :D
Bloody ell!
Hello Evil! I honestly thought u had died! Or at least been consumed whole by MechWarrior 3! :lol:
My Cable internet screams thnx mate me and oldie both play on it quite happily (OldBloke being my dad incase u don't remmber the few times he played 4 us!) Life more or less treating me well.
Come on tell us how u are, how life is treating you, the colour of your wallpaper :roll: , etc
So what is MH that you want me to play on ? Suppose I shall have to hunt you down on irc to find out.
And how could I forget "Oldbloke" I still smile at the memory of those league games when we needed a stand-in and we got Mr Psycho Heavy Weapons Guy Oldbloke :) LOL how to empty a chain gun in 5 seconds, but we always seemed to win :)
Hey miss you lot, suppose I am going to have to learn CounterStrike am I ?
I will annoy you some more soon.
EAFish
Foooooooooooookkkkkkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......
EA - hmmmmm...... let me think - he had a sex change years ago - and changed his name to Edna Appleby - sorry luv you must be an imposter.
But if you speak to Smitey nicely he'll let you borrow his dated floral pink gown number.
How you doing EA been a loooooonnngggg time.
BTw i was in Cromer last wednesday with the missus and kid - i didnt see no axe wielding viking walking about carrying a fish - you still doing the re-inactments thing ?
Most of the Ktit ppls have kept contact and have reformed under RTCW with Sadist in command backed up by Tutill. 8O
You want to give CS a go especially on MH - good bunch of guys(actually met most of them and some are older than 13) except :-
Smitey - he's a cheap tart
Oldie - he's a bitch
Fatbob - he's a thin git
Dogmeat - he's a bast*d (just joking DM :-) )
Tutonic - he's ..well tutonic - but you know that
Stryker - he's a back stabbing T'ker - but without the knife
Johnny Appleseed - he drives Toyotas
Radman - he's an absolute Wanke*
Sheepy - he's pissed
Anyone i've missed ?
Keep in touch EA.
Check out irc #deadmen
Luv you to Secret !
Hey its great to see you still write crap on forums, how on earth have you managed to stay in dmw ? They must have got fed up with you by now :)
Yup m8, still do the reinactment stuff, had a bit of back trouble so not as much raping and pillaging as usual this year :)
I been in irc, also seen Zero-cool and noticed sadist was still alive. I got to dl or get CS from a dvd at the weekend as my version is so old. But will come along and annoy you some more soon. Now am I correct in thinking that TK is allowed ?
EAFish
QuoteLuv you to Secret !
Hey its great to see you still write crap on forums, how on earth have you managed to stay in dmw ? They must have got fed up with you by now :)
ur totaly right, were all sick 2 the tits with that ol' w4nka
Hehehe...yes they were desperate - hot coffee & sandwedges during intermission - i was the only man for the job.
Remember the curtain saga ?? - Finally bought some oooohhhh they do look splendid i might even hang them up one day.
Btw - did i tell you i had your kid - SecretFish is his name - a fine looking bonny furry nut eating fish thingy for which i'm taking you to the CSA.You try finding cheap clothes that'll fit a half squirrel/fish mutant.
While you were away i dropped you for a new bitch - Smitey is her name. A real mean looking B*stard but looks gorgeous in floral patterned fuschia pink(matches the curtains) Also has a little willy(his missus tells me) despite over abuse of my dick extension machine.
Fancy a menage twat ??
Tking - yes thats allowed so long as you change your name to Stryker - then you have absolute freedom to chose any victim on MH & its become an honour to be Tked by him
QuoteBTw i was in Cromer last wednesday with the missus and kid - i didnt see no axe wielding viking walking about carrying a fish - you still doing the re-inactments thing ?
LMAO! :lol:
I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed these surreal conversations, bring on the voice comms! :)
You bitch I thought i was your first real love..
Now i find out u have been lying to me, well thats it i cant take any more of your lies im outta here....... you cheating,slagg,Lying Bitch!!
And u can take your present back i cant even look at that dress anymore it just reminds me of what a lying bastard u r...
And the penis extender was too small i couldnt even get my dick in it (my bellend is twice as long as it used to be though), so u can have that back aswell..
Cheating lyi..ng b..ast...ard (between crying)
And i havnt heard from u in over 2 months wats that all about ...ehhh ehhh comeon tell me..
just use me and abuse me eh i know your game ur going back to that other bitch arnt ya eh well EAFish u can have him he aint worth it..
Come back to me squizzer baby im sorry it was just a moment of madness it wont happen again Please go on.. i will take the dress back :D
HEEHEEHEE
LSD?
i hope so
Im calling a Doctor.
Ohhh Smitee Smitee Smitee..
Your just going to have to get over this jealous nature of yours. I know its difficult to come to terms with the fact that i've got mutant offspring from another relationship.
We've all got some secrets locked away from our past - i was devastated when i saw your card in the telephone booth at KingsCross advertising as Tantilising Tina with a Toyota to Titilate.
I propose a menage a trois...i just cant think of a fourth person who might be interested though.
what about getting old fatt ladd bob in as the fourth?
He would look good in a mini-skirt :twisted:
Just as i thought - a man of no taste.
You haven't seen fatbob's knees - they are so knobbly and bulbus - Sir Edmund Hillary would have problems conquering those peaks. :lol:
bollox forgot to log in at home again - twas me SS
(http://www.csetac.org/2001clemson/knees.jpg)
You F****n backstabbing B'*tard, I invited you as the only one founder member of a downunder clan and you go and abuse my very name to a man(I assume!!) that I have never met as a masterbater from hell. You two faced over worked not so secret DEAD man. If jam does not strike you down then a very perturbed kiwi will!!!!!!!
ERm now i have really lost the thread radders wat are u on about?
I thought we were on about fatt bobb? :?
I would like to say I had grown up over the last year and a half and that I no longer find this sort of imature forum posting funny, and that SS does not realy have my love child (although I thought Tutonic was your love child, SS ?)
But that would be a lie, LOL, wait til I get on comms secret ! with my "farmers" voice :)
Btw , grats on getting the curtains sorted.
Eafish
If theres free pies there you can count me in :twisted:
If those are your knees Smite you must walk with a limp - one knee is higher than the other
QuoteI would like to say I had grown up over the last year and a half
Eafish
My TANGO have you :P
QuoteYou F****n backstabbing B'*tard, I invited you as the only one founder member of a downunder clan and you go and abuse my very name to a man(I assume!!) that I have never met as a masterbater from hell. You two faced over worked not so secret DEAD man. If jam does not strike you down then a very perturbed kiwi will!!!!!!!
Ooooooeeeeeeerrrrrr listen to her - she'll be flouncing next :roll: