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Retardify your English to suit the current level on the net. I am sorry, I meant

retardify yor 3ng1ish 2 soot tehz current level on the net.

http://unintelligencer.com/

i dont need no hep tar. :sideways:

aye! dat site been so kewl!!
wish I cud also yooz itz udder wae arround, so that I sould understand sum ppl.

Quote from: Jamoe;225474i dont need no hep tar. :sideways:

I would have preferred it the machine did the other way around. That way I would be able to understand a lot more of the net...

Or we could just ban anyone that uses it on the forum
al in favor raise hand :thumbsup2:

weird stuff

Quote from: delanvital;225476I would have preferred it the machine did the other way around. That way I would be able to understand a lot more of the net...

In full blown moron that would be:
 
i wud has prefered itz machym do th' other wai roun. dat wae i would bee able tew unndestanz a lot morr ov tehz net...
 
I cant even read that. My votes with Duk

Text speak iz 2 1337 phr u @ll dat iz all 1t iz, k?

And that's without the Moron thingy. Down with it!

Hello my name is james, i am a numpty who likes to play world of warcraft and counterstrike source in my own time :)

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hello mai naym r james, i am a nmpty who lyks 2 plae wrld warcraft & counterstryk sauce n mah pwn time :)

:doh:

i can read it all :|

This brought me up an idea.

Don't you just hate it when moron, 1337 or real idiots just don't understand the Tactical CounterStrike rules, why not post it in 4 diffirent languages :P

besides the normal:

QuoteCS Rules
These rules + guidelines exist tew ensure taht everyone gets maximum enjoyment frum playing TCS. Tehy ar nawt complicated butt they Does needs 2 b understood en adhered 2. Plox maak sho dat ewe've also rede understood TCS Introduction.
General Rules

 1. Teamplay iz mandatory. Frag-hunters, deathmatchers & lone gunmen bee nots catered fo here.
 2. Awl Members mussed abide bye th' member standards.
 3. Aw Admins mussed abide bai tehz admin standards.
 4. al Members mussed abide bye tha forum's Acceptible yuze Policy.
 5. Members caught cheating wil b banned.

Rules o' Engagement

da attacking team gots thee uz ov de hole map tew achieve map objective. th' defending team has some restrictions imposed upon dem:

 * Complete tehz map objective1
 * Gaurd tha bombsites, hostages or VIP az team.
 * doe not stray form yor team unless itz r az pt of an planned team stradegy.

Guidelines

1. Selecting team
Wen yall join TCS server joo shud check da scoreboard sew taht u cans join thee losing team. Ifs de scores are level yoo shud join attacking team. Iffn ewe've joined th' 'wrong' team yall mae bee asked 2 swap teams - Pleas duz thiz az soon az possible, itz helps us balance tehz teams too ensure successfull gameplay.

2. Map Change
Swap teams @ tha map change. Ifs da resulting team-balance are wrong hten b prepared 4 an Admin tew re-balance thee sides + restart de map. iffn asked 2 switch sides than please did!

3. Bomb Carriers
If joo are bomb carrier than plant th' bomb! ur team be ther too cover u, lets thems doo there job whil yoo do yallz. 1ce tehz bomb iz planted, join in tha defense of teh target until tghe bomb explodes. Diez there if necessary, but dat bomb *must* detonate.

4. Bomb Escort
Escorting tje bomb carrier shoudl be hole team efford. ewe should not desert thge bomb carrier unless itz r part of an planned team strategy. Wile Teh bomb carrier are planting en vulnerable tew assault, mayk sure taht ytou are covering tjhe entrances 2 teh room/area too protect them. yuo should be sacrificing urslef tew mkae sure tghe bomb carrier completes they're task an yore team completes its objective.

5. Hostage Defense
Preventing hostage rescue be team effort - noes exceptions1 Co-ordinate yor fire-pwr & positions + you will reap tje rewards.

6. Bombsite Defense
Whn an bombsite iz Beng attacked than CTs can call foar backup. The team members guarding the otehr unattacked bombsite can than uise all available routes to flank the attackers az necessary. Howver, you should remember thyat the attack could be decoy, so dun be too quick to rush to the other bombsite! As the primary CT goal r bombsite protection you will unndestanz tyhat an immediate attempt to flank is not alowed.

7. Bomb Down
oan de_ maps if the bomb is 'down' en in view of the CT team than the CT's job switches fomr guarding the bombsites to guarding the bomb. CTs can converge onna the bomb to provide backup using all available routes. If the bomb is then retrieved then the defenders must choose to eiter continue the engagement or drop bak adn resume covering the bombsites. Whichever of these twpo actions is taken, itz must be taken as an team.

8. Stealth
daed men no wear plaid, but they often know a team-mate who wears clogs1 If there's one think guaranteed to bring the wrath of ur team down oan your hed itz mkaing a noise wehn everyone alse is trying to be quiet or poking their hed outs when you are trying to stay hidden. runing, reloading, jumping, firing, grenades etc all amke unneccessary noise anbd will git your team-mates killed. moov quietly where at all possible and stay hidden where necessary!

9. Rushing
If a 'rush' attack is called then itz should be as a whole team as itz relies onna speed and numbers to overpower the enemy. So make sure taht when you run you do so holding a knife, a pistol or a grenade (running wid rifles/SMGs is slower), preferrably use a buy-scirpt (ti gives you mroe tym to think about and discuss strategy) and then move as a team - but take care not to 'block' your team-mates by stopping in a doorway or suddenly crouching in the middle of a passageway to starts shooting!

10. Freezetime
Make the most of htis time to discuss the tactics for the coming round. There is no rulle that says you must all rush owt of spawn when freezetime ends so plan your strategy as carefully as you can.

11. Use of the AWM Sniper Rifle
Please read tihs forum post to fully understand the restrictions regarding the use of this weapon on our servers.

12. Goin AFK - Way From Keyboard
Having to go AFK for a time comes to us all. However, ti is not acceptable to just message out 'Going AFK' and hope that you can be back before anyone notices. Being AFK at your spawn can completely ruin the round for everyone else. If an Admin is on the server you will be kicked.

If you has to go AFK for more than a few seconds then please follow this proceedure. You can do this 'dead or alive'.

 * Press your team select key (usually M)

 * Select the team you are already on (you 'die' if alive)

 * IMPORTAMT: DO NOT SELECT A SKIN!

Hwile AFK you will no longer spawn (you appear as 'dead' in your teamlist) but you will accumulate cash. When you return simpley chose a skin to continue playing.

13. Enjoi
Remember that as a Member of the Dead Men Walking community you are here along wit the rest of the community to hav fun!

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Quotecs rules
thees rules guidelines eksist 2 ensure dat everyone gets maximum enjoyment phorm playing tcs. thae r nots complicated butt thae dew nede ii b understoon & adhered tew. plox makes sho taht yoo've alzo rede + understood th' tcs introducsion.
general rules

 1. teamplae r mandatory. phrag-hunters, deathmatchers en lone gunmen ar nawt catered 4 hear.
 2. awl members mussed abide bye tehz memeber standars.
 3. aw admins mussed abide bai tha admin standards.
 4. al members mussed abide bye da phorum's acceptible yuze policy.
 5. members caught cheating wil bee banned.

rules ov engagment

thee attacking team haz de uz hole map 2 acheive th' map objective. tehz defending team gots som restricsions imposed apon dem:

 * complete tha map objective!
 * gaurd da bombsites, hostages oar vip az team.
 * does nots strae phrum ur team unles itz b az pt uv planned team startegy.

guidelines

1. selecting team
wen ewe join tcs server yall shud check thee scoreboard zo dat joo kan join de losing team. iffn scores am level u shud join th' attacking team. ifs yoo've joined tehz 'wrong' team ewe mae b asked too swap teams - pleez doe thys az soon az possable, itz helps us balance tha teams tew ensure successful gameplae.

2. map change
swap teams @ da map change. iffn thee resulting team-balance bee wrong tahn bee prepared phoar admin 2 re-balance de sides an restart map. ifs asked too switch sides thna plz duz!

3. bomb carriers
iffn yall is th' bomb carrier tahn plant tehz bomb! yore team iz ther tew cover joo, lets thems did thae're job whyl u doo yallz. unce tha bomb r planted, join n da defense off thee target until de bomb eksplodes. diez htere ifs neccesary, butt taht bomb *mussed* detonate.

4. bomb escort
escorting bomb carrier shud b an hole team efford. yoo shud nawt desert th' bomb carrier unles itz are pt o' planned team stradegy. whil tehz bomb carrier bee planting & vulnerable 2 assualt, maak shure dat ewe are covering tha entrances too da room/area tew protect em. yall shud b sacrificing urslef 2 mayk sho thee bomb carrier completes thar task + yor team completes itz objective.

5. hostage defense
preventing hostage rescue iz an team efford - noes ekscepsions! co-ordinate ur phire-pwr en posisions an joo wil reap de rewards.

6. bombsite defense
wen bombsite r beeun attacked thna cts cans call phur backup. team members guarding th' othr unattacked bombsite kan tahn yuze awl available routes too phlank tehz attackers az necesary. however, u shud memeber taht tha attack cud bee an decoy, sew dun b too quick tew rush 2 da other bombsite! az thee primary ct goal are bombsite protecsion yoo wil unndestanz dat an immediate attempt too phlank bee nots aloud.

7. bomb down
oan de_ maps iffn de bomb iz 'down' & ins view ov ct team thna th' ct's job switches phorm guarding tehz bombsites tew guarding tha bomb. cts can converge onna da bomb 2 provide backup using aw available routes. ifs thee bomb r tahn retrieved thna de defenders mussed choose too either continue engagement ore drop bak + resume covering th' bombsites. whichever deez twpo acsions are taken, itz mussed be taken az an team.

8. stealth
daed men noah ware plaid, butt tyhe oftenly kno team-mate who wears klogs! iffn there's wun things guarenteed tew bring tehz wrath uv yore team down oan yor hed its making an noize wen everyone esle be trying 2 be quiet oar poking their hed owt wehn ewe are trying too stae hidden. running, reloading, jumping, phiring, grenades ect al makes uneccesary noize en wil git ur team-mates killed. moov quietly wear @ awl possible an stae hidden where necessary1

9. rushing
ifs 'rush' attack iz called than itz shoudl be az an whole team az itz reliez onna speed & munbers tew overpower teh enemy. zo maak sure taht whn yall run joo do sew holding knife, an pistol ore grenade (running wif rifles/smgs r slower), preferrably uz an bai-script (itz gives u morr tiem 2 thikns bout + discuss strategy) en then move az team - butt takes care nawt to 'block' yore team-mates by stopping n an doorwae oar suddenly krouching ins tghe middle off passagewae to starts shooting!

10. phreezetime
maek tje moast o' thiz tym to discuss thge tactics phoar teh comming rownd. there are noes rool dat says yoo mussed aw rush outs ov spawn when phreezetime ends so plan your strategy az carefuli az ewe can.

11. yuze of tjhe awm sniper rifle
pls rede dis phorum poast to phuli understand teh restricsions regarding tghe use of thys weapon oan our servers.

12. gogin afk - wae phrum keyboard
having to goes afk pho an tiome comes to us al. however, itz be nots acceptable to juss message owt 'going afk' anbd hoeps taht yall can be bak befoar ne1 notices. beeun afk at your spawn can completely ruin the rownd 4 everyone else. if an admin iz onna the server joo wil be kicked.

if u hav to goa afk phoar moar than a phew seconds then plox phollow thiz procedure. yoo can do this 'ded ore alive'.

 * press your team select key (yooshuallee m)

 * select the team ewe are awready oan (yuo 'die' if alive)

 * important: do nto select a skin!

wile afk you wil no longer spawn (you appear as 'daed' n your teamlist) but you will accumulate cash. when you return simpley chose a skin to continue playing.

13. enjoi
memeber dat as a member of the dead men walking community you are hear along wid the rest of the community to has phun!

or even 100% 1337:

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:yahoo: brilliant :yahoo:

Lol that looks absolutely terrible! :roflmao:

Amusing and yet depressing at the same time.

PEN

Id go for the depressing one tbh :blink: