Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Snokio on March 30, 2008, 05:59:43 PM

Title: Tesco scam, Men beware!
Post by: Snokio on March 30, 2008, 05:59:43 PM
A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Tesco

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.


You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs a sex act on you, while the other one steals your wallet.




I had my wallet stolen on March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
Title: Tesco scam, Men beware!
Post by: Anonymous on March 30, 2008, 06:36:15 PM
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Didn't see that one coming at all.
Title: Tesco scam, Men beware!
Post by: Lee on March 30, 2008, 06:46:59 PM
Did they only want the condom in your wallet or something?! :lmfao: :norty:
Title: Tesco scam, Men beware!
Post by: ghoule211 on March 30, 2008, 07:01:51 PM
Hey Snokio, your gonna have to let me know the address of this tesco's mate :dribble:
 
 
Bugger just seen where this is posted :(
Title: Tesco scam, Men beware!
Post by: delanvital on March 30, 2008, 07:20:17 PM
Quote from: BlueBall;227397:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Didn't see that one coming at all.

:withstupid:

good one!
Title: Tesco scam, Men beware!
Post by: Bastet on March 30, 2008, 07:58:52 PM
:roflmao: class m8, class
Title: Tesco scam, Men beware!
Post by: Luminance on March 30, 2008, 08:10:27 PM
so you just buying new empty wallets and they keep stealing it?
are they blond? :P