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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Thulsa Doom on March 31, 2008, 10:18:39 AM

Title: New Liverpool player
Post by: Thulsa Doom on March 31, 2008, 10:18:39 AM
Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football.  He is very impressed and arranges for him to come over to play.
 
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Manchester United with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first game for Liverpool.
 
 
  'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

 'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'
 
 
  The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry.'





'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum, 'It's your blooming fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!'
Title: New Liverpool player
Post by: Free on March 31, 2008, 10:26:43 AM
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:roflmao:
Title: New Liverpool player
Post by: Dr Sadako on March 31, 2008, 10:37:14 AM
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Title: New Liverpool player
Post by: T-Bag on March 31, 2008, 11:38:22 AM
Nice one :lmfao:
Title: New Liverpool player
Post by: sulky_uk on March 31, 2008, 12:11:49 PM
that's f'ing brilliant:roflmao::roflmao:
Title: New Liverpool player
Post by: Sithvid on March 31, 2008, 06:50:18 PM
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Title: New Liverpool player
Post by: Snokio on April 02, 2008, 06:27:43 PM
An old one, but still made me laugh :lmfao:

Nice One!
Title: New Liverpool player
Post by: Jabbs on April 02, 2008, 09:28:43 PM
pmsl :roflmao:
Title: New Liverpool player
Post by: Jewelz^ on April 07, 2008, 10:33:09 AM
lol :roflmao:
Title: New Liverpool player
Post by: spiritus on April 07, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
hehe :roflmao:
Title: New Liverpool player
Post by: mAttytWy on April 07, 2008, 01:30:16 PM
haha, nice joke..
made me laugh :D
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