Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Gh0st Face Killah on May 03, 2008, 12:45:05 PM

Title: Bob and the blonde
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on May 03, 2008, 12:45:05 PM
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
 He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
 The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a $20 bill on the
bar and said, 'You're on!'

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a   swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying,
'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news
and so I knew he would jump.'

The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money...
Title: Bob and the blonde
Post by: Luminance on May 03, 2008, 02:41:03 PM
Haha thats such a classic ending :lol:
Title: Bob and the blonde
Post by: Jewelz^ on May 03, 2008, 02:50:40 PM
Lol Good one :lmfao:
Title: Bob and the blonde
Post by: delanvital on May 03, 2008, 02:55:17 PM
I'm waiting to hear Bob explain :flirty: