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Title: 15 Reasons Why Jedi Knights Are Better than Pirates and Ninjas
Post by: Dr Sadako on May 05, 2008, 07:15:35 AM
http://www.dayofthejedi.com/articles/2008/03/15reasons.html
Title: 15 Reasons Why Jedi Knights Are Better than Pirates and Ninjas
Post by: Sithvid on May 05, 2008, 09:53:52 AM
True enough, I was selfish and never even gave no 6 a thought.
Title: 15 Reasons Why Jedi Knights Are Better than Pirates and Ninjas
Post by: T-Bag on May 05, 2008, 10:11:04 AM
16. A sword fight against a Jedi would last a maximum of two swings*. First swing the sword passes helplessly through their light saber while falling into two pieces, Second the Jedi Swings back.

*Please note this is assuming the Jedi does not swing first, Or hold his light saber out at arms length pointing towards the attacker
Title: 15 Reasons Why Jedi Knights Are Better than Pirates and Ninjas
Post by: Luminance on May 05, 2008, 04:54:46 PM
I can disagree with almost all the ninja points.
I bet you that naruto kicks any pirate or jedi's butt.

Who needs a lightsaber if you have a freaking kuubi inside ^^
Just look at his "ultimate" rasengan, a lightsaber doesn't even stand a change to that chakra :P

edit:

I prefere deathgods anyway, i can bet you that lightsaber won't do that much either to most of the (highranked) deathgods :D
Title: 15 Reasons Why Jedi Knights Are Better than Pirates and Ninjas
Post by: Eternaluk on May 05, 2008, 05:18:52 PM
Buuutttt, Naruto's a ninja, and we all know Ninja and Pirates hate each other. (As seen in Adventure Quest.)

Even so, a pirate's breath would surely knock a Jedi out?
Title: 15 Reasons Why Jedi Knights Are Better than Pirates and Ninjas
Post by: Luminance on May 05, 2008, 06:41:16 PM
Quote from: Eternaluk;230734Buuutttt, Naruto's a ninja

True, thats what i said earlier, so jedi's don't own ninja's :P

Quote from: Eternaluk;230734a pirate's breath would surely knock a Jedi out?

I second that :woot2: