Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Salvatore Buttafacio on May 22, 2008, 04:27:23 PM

Title: John Terry
Post by: Salvatore Buttafacio on May 22, 2008, 04:27:23 PM
So Ryan Giggs has lifted the Champions League cup for a second time.
He had a peek inside and there was a Chocolate Orange in it.
He said - "It's not Terry's, it's mine!"

also:

New from Russia - John Terry Vodka...

Bottled in Moscow.


(couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, except maybe joey barton)


(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e122/mrsbeak/terry.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2101/2513321457_a81436e4f6.jpg?v=0)
Title: John Terry
Post by: Snokio on May 22, 2008, 06:11:40 PM
:roflmao: nice one!
Title: John Terry
Post by: Sithvid on May 23, 2008, 08:48:23 AM
:roflmao::roflmao:
Title: John Terry
Post by: T-Bag on May 23, 2008, 12:28:45 PM
I like the floor sign, shame that you can see the word floor from the other side.
Title: John Terry
Post by: BigFatCat on May 23, 2008, 01:10:46 PM
Well, can't have someone with such a major issue...
(http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/files/1367359_61bw4/terry.jpg)
Title: John Terry
Post by: T-Bag on May 23, 2008, 01:36:37 PM
Haha, fast...I guess Friday boredom has set in.
Title: John Terry
Post by: DuVeL on May 23, 2008, 01:44:52 PM
Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles."
 

John Terry is going to start making is own brand of vodka - and like him it's bottled in Russia.
 

After Ryan Giggs lifted the Champions League cup for a second time he had a peek inside and there was a Chocolate Orange in it. He said - "It's not Terry's, it's mine!"
 
Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans. Call 0800 101010 â€" that’s 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
 
And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5.
Title: John Terry
Post by: Jewelz^ on May 23, 2008, 04:19:35 PM
Quote from: BigFatCat;232249Well, can't have someone with such a major issue...
(http://www.hotlinkfiles.com/files/1367359_61bw4/terry.jpg)
you cant see the ball on the other side either :devil:
Title: John Terry
Post by: BigFatCat on May 23, 2008, 04:26:32 PM
Quote from: Jewelz^;232272you cant see the ball on the other side either
Then :ranting2::ranting2::ranting2::ranting2: off!
Title: John Terry
Post by: Jewelz^ on May 23, 2008, 05:33:43 PM
Quote from: BigFatCat;232274Then :ranting2::ranting2::ranting2::ranting2: off!
lol :taz:
Title: John Terry
Post by: Salvatore Buttafacio on May 23, 2008, 06:00:29 PM
Chelsea fans are over the moon at completing an unprecedented quadruple...

Runners up in the Charity Shield
Runners up in the Carling Cup
Runners up in the Premiership
Runners up in the Champions League

Another successful season.