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Forum Archive 2023 => Laugh? I nearly started. => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Look What I Found on the Internet => Topic started by: TeaLeaf on June 01, 2008, 10:14:56 PM

Title: Bridget in a Suitcase
Post by: TeaLeaf on June 01, 2008, 10:14:56 PM
Anyway, ignoring the fact that it was not Bridget in a suitcase (that was just to get your attention), I had a good chuckle at the stupidity of some police statements when I read this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7430008.stm) news item on the BBC.

Quote from: The PolicePolice uncover body in suitcase
Detectives who uncovered the remains of a man buried in a suitcase "strongly believe" that he was murdered.
Huh?? "Strongly believe"??  How many people do you know who can lock themselves in a suitcase and then bury themselves alive?  Of course it was murder you muppets! :frusty:

TL.
Title: Bridget in a Suitcase
Post by: OldBloke on June 02, 2008, 12:31:02 AM
Our local ice cream van man was found dead covered in strawberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles.

Police think he topped himself.

:getmecoat:
Title: Bridget in a Suitcase
Post by: Thulsa Doom on June 02, 2008, 09:31:52 AM
There is the remote (too remote to be seen with a telescope) chance his family couldn't afford a proper funeral :g:
Title: Bridget in a Suitcase
Post by: Aquilifer on June 02, 2008, 02:20:39 PM
Maybe he was a wannabe Houdini, who's last trick went horribly wrong.
Title: Bridget in a Suitcase
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2008, 02:43:20 PM
Its an open and shut case :getmecoat:
Title: Bridget in a Suitcase
Post by: spiritus on June 02, 2008, 02:53:35 PM
I blame the pinguins :blink:
nice find TL,the police are wierd sometimes :doh:
Title: Bridget in a Suitcase
Post by: Luminance on June 02, 2008, 04:21:23 PM
Quote from: TeaLeaf;233136Anyway, ignoring the fact that it was not Bridget in a suitcase (that was just to get your attention), I had a good chuckle at the stupidity of some police statements when I read this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7430008.stm) news item on the BBC.


Huh?? "Strongly believe"??  How many people do you know who can lock themselves in a suitcase and then bury themselves alive?  Of course it was murder you muppets! :frusty:

TL.

maybe he volunteered :woot2:
Title: Bridget in a Suitcase
Post by: Jamin on June 02, 2008, 05:23:35 PM
Quote from: spiritus;233188the police are wierd

It's required as part of their job description.
Title: Bridget in a Suitcase
Post by: smilodon on June 02, 2008, 07:50:43 PM
I was not remotely interested in Bridget and her depraved suitcase based antics. Therefore I did not feel compelled to click on the link. As a result I did not read this thread and did not make a reply. I just wanted everyone to know that. Thank you