Anyway, ignoring the fact that it was not Bridget in a suitcase (that was just to get your attention), I had a good chuckle at the stupidity of some police statements when I read this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7430008.stm) news item on the BBC.
Quote from: The PolicePolice uncover body in suitcase
Detectives who uncovered the remains of a man buried in a suitcase "strongly believe" that he was murdered.
Huh?? "Strongly believe"?? How many people do you know who can lock themselves in a suitcase and then bury themselves alive? Of course it was murder you muppets! :frusty:
TL.
Our local ice cream van man was found dead covered in strawberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles.
Police think he topped himself.
:getmecoat:
There is the remote (too remote to be seen with a telescope) chance his family couldn't afford a proper funeral :g:
Maybe he was a wannabe Houdini, who's last trick went horribly wrong.
Its an open and shut case :getmecoat:
I blame the pinguins :blink:
nice find TL,the police are wierd sometimes :doh:
Quote from: TeaLeaf;233136Anyway, ignoring the fact that it was not Bridget in a suitcase (that was just to get your attention), I had a good chuckle at the stupidity of some police statements when I read this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7430008.stm) news item on the BBC.
Huh?? "Strongly believe"?? How many people do you know who can lock themselves in a suitcase and then bury themselves alive? Of course it was murder you muppets! :frusty:
TL.
maybe he volunteered :woot2:
Quote from: spiritus;233188the police are wierd
It's required as part of their job description.
I was not remotely interested in Bridget and her depraved suitcase based antics. Therefore I did not feel compelled to click on the link. As a result I did not read this thread and did not make a reply. I just wanted everyone to know that. Thank you