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Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: TeaLeaf on June 27, 2008, 08:41:56 PM
I listened to this radio serial in the 80's and would love to obtain a copy of it if anyone knows where I can buy one.  I am pretty sure it had Mel Smith in it, can;t remember who else, but had leading characters Inspector Bribeasy, Sgt Adolf Porno, Sandy Cheeseburger (and american from UCLA), and the retired super-natural investigator Prof Glumpus Van de Heut(sp) who ran a taxi cab firm.  The infamous Bishop of Darkness also made an appearance.

The story followed a hilarious chase to capture the Bishop of Darkness and his assistant Creephole who were undertaking the most dastardly thing known to man.

Please help me find it!  I lost my cassette tape of it when I lent it to a friend and he or his kids lost it!

TL.
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: Benny on June 28, 2008, 11:27:34 AM
Thought I'd get your hopes up then dash them.

I've found reference to Simon Jones - he of Hitchhikers fame - I assume it was a bbc radio show?

Still looking, but it's not an easy one that...
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: delanvital on June 28, 2008, 12:17:56 PM
From what I can gather it is from 1979 and is by Rory McGrath and Griff Rhys Jones?

The next twelve months was a largely fragmented                period for Cook, with one shining highlight. The fragments included                playing Prince Disgusting in the Cambridge Footlights radio pantomime                Black Cinderella 2 Goes EastRadio 4), devised                by Douglas Adams and written by Clive Anderson and Rory McGrath,                and a role as Count Yourchickens in a radioTales                From The Crypt (1979) by Rory McGrath and Griff Rhys Jones.                While no series was commissioned from the latter, the programme                may or may not bare a resemblance to the album Glompus Van Der                Hloed's Tales From The Crypt by McGrath and Jimmy Mulville,                which starred Andrew Sachs. Cook also took part in a series of interviews                with David Dimbleby, Person To Person (1979), which took                a distinctly aggressive turn when Dimbleby began pointing out the                present lull in Cook's career.

http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:8fv0DeJFoc8J:stabbers.truth.posiweb.net/stabbers/html/biography/biography_03.htm+%22mel+smith%22+%22tales+from+the+crypt%22+radio&hl=da&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=dk (http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:8fv0DeJFoc8J:stabbers.truth.posiweb.net/stabbers/html/biography/biography_03.htm+%22mel+smith%22+%22tales+from+the+crypt%22+radio&hl=da&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=dk)

Wikipedia does however not mention it on either person:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griff_Rhys_Jones
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rory_McGrath
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: TeaLeaf on June 28, 2008, 03:23:26 PM
Ooooo, nice info!  Followed the link through to Jimmy Mulville (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Mulville) and found this:
QuoteJimmy Mulville co-wrote and starred with Rory McGrath in the two series of Chelmsford 123, a comedy set in Roman Britain, broadcast on Channel 4 in 1988 and 1990. They also co-wrote the album Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt, which starred Andrew Sachs, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones.
So there's the Mel Smith reference, so it must be the one.  Also found a quote for Ninja from the show:
Quote"Arumph! Excuse me. Are you French?"
"No, no I'm not. I don't think I've really got a country I could call my own."
"Ah, must be Canadian......"
So, Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt is the album I am after, now just to find it!

An anonymous german fan review (http://www.hinternet.de/musik/insel/insel-tm.php) lists it at number 5 in his top ten 'island discs':
Quote5. Glompus Van De Hloedt: Tales From The Crypt
Die Geschichte von den Zombies, die eine Gewerkschaft gründen obwohl sie ja bekanntlicherweise kein Gehirn haben, das aber dadurch wettmachen, indem sie die Mumien überreden mitzumachen, ist noch das normalste, was bei dieser Sprech-LP (Hörspiel) geschieht. Da wird einem jungen Mann bei lebendigem Leib das Herz herausgerissen, weil man ihn mit einer Artischocke verwechselt, eine Frau wird in ihrem Badezimmer von einem Zug überrollt und das alles nur, weil der belgische Professor des Paranormalen Glompus Van De Hloedt seine Laufbahn als Geistersucher aufgegeben hat und Taxifahrer wurde. Wird der "Bishop Of Darkness" diesmal gewinnen? Wird Van De Hloedt seine Taxifirma aufgeben? Wird seine Assistentin Sandy Cheeseburger jemals wieder das Licht der Sonne sehen? Der Soundtrack und die Backgroundmusik stammen übrigens von den brillanten Stargazers!
But where do I get hold of it............?

TL.
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: delanvital on June 28, 2008, 03:48:36 PM
From a German site I can see that it was at least issued on a LP and that the sound fx etc is, quite interestingly, from Stargazers lol. It is one of ten albums this dude would take with him on a deserted island.

Quote>snip< - same find :)
The search continues...

Edit:
The mentioned Simon Jones reference (see bottom sum-up):
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/simon.shtml

Edit2:
http://voicechasers.com/database/showactor.php?actorid=5335
It seems Simon Jones did a voice in some radio version of "Tales from the Crypt"

Edit3:
I'd say the trail ends there. I have been through the BBC Radio, int. radio and BBC shop as well and could not find it. I'd say send an e-mail to BBC or track down some contact info on either Mel Smith, Simon Jones or Rhys Jones and see what happens :)
Title: I have it!!
Post by: Glandelf on July 09, 2008, 04:18:10 PM
Hello Tealeaf & team,
I have the album as an mp3 recorded off my record.

Happy to email it if you like.

Paul.
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: TeaLeaf on July 13, 2008, 03:32:59 PM
Quote from: Glandelf;237086Hello Tealeaf & team,
I have the album as an mp3 recorded off my record.

Happy to email it if you like.

Paul.
Ahah!  I missed this reply somehow, just got pointed at it last night during the BBQ.  I have sent you a PM for more info!  Many thanks :D  Might be a chance to find an old record/tape somewhere if I can get the reference numbers from the album!

TL.
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: delanvital on July 13, 2008, 07:25:55 PM
I've PM'ed the same guy for details, but got no response. You still out there mate? :blink:
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: TeaLeaf on July 17, 2008, 09:18:37 AM
I asked Glandelf to send the catalogue/reference number to the album as I would love to try to track this one down and have a copy for myself.  There must be some record stores out there somewhere that have a copy.

TL.
Title: I also have it!
Post by: thi on July 18, 2008, 11:55:00 AM
I managed to track it down in 2004, got it at //www.shop4vinyl.co.uk for the princely sum of £10.60 including postage. Of course I then had to buy a turntable with the express purpose of playing this one record!

It was broadcast on Capital Radio, not the BBC, which is probably why no-one's had any luck tracking it down that way. The LP is an edited version of the radio series (presumably due to length) but that didn't bother me because I grew up with a tape of the LP in the first place. I do have all but one of the radio series episodes somewhere, someone had a web page up with them but it doesn't seem to be around now. Whilst I was trying to find a copy I did contact Capital but didn't get any decent response other than "try online record collectors shops".

Here's a snippet of the mail confirmation of my order - that number may be of some use (I recently moved house and don't know which box my actual LP is in so I can't help with serial number etc. at the moment):

==========================================
Ost - Tales From The Crypt - LP - 1981 - K58406
Ost/Tv x 1 @ £7.20
==========================================
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: TeaLeaf on July 19, 2008, 06:00:08 PM
Cheers for the info thi, that shop doesn't have it any longer, but hopefully the reference might help me in my search!

TL.
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: John Ainsworth on August 13, 2008, 05:44:02 PM
If you're still out there looking for this LP, there is a copy on e-bay at the moment. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Tales-From-The-Crypt-comedy-LP-V-Rare_W0QQitemZ180274535490QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item180274535490&_trkparms=72%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1318 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Tales-From-The-Crypt-comedy-LP-V-Rare_W0QQitemZ180274535490QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item180274535490&_trkparms=72%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1318)
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: OldBloke on August 13, 2008, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: John Ainsworth;241027If you're still out there looking for this LP, there is a copy on e-bay at the moment. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Tales-From-The-Crypt-comedy-LP-V-Rare_W0QQitemZ180274535490QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item180274535490&_trkparms=72%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1318 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Tales-From-The-Crypt-comedy-LP-V-Rare_W0QQitemZ180274535490QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item180274535490&_trkparms=72%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1318)

Hi John. Thanks for taking the time to post this. Tealeaf is in the States at the moment but he said he should be able to check the forum occasionally. :)
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: DuVeL on August 13, 2008, 10:58:30 PM
PM might get him sooner online?
And I reckon you have Paul's phonenumber so a textmessage should work fine OB?
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: smite on August 13, 2008, 10:59:43 PM
Last i heard he managed to get one.
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: TeaLeaf on August 14, 2008, 05:40:10 PM
Thanks for the headsup, bid submitted.  I have the MP3 of it, but would like to have the original.

TL.
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: OldBloke on August 20, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Quote from: TeaLeaf;241132Thanks for the headsup, bid submitted.  I have the MP3 of it, but would like to have the original.

TL.

Winning bidder: dmw_tealeaf :D
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: TeaLeaf on August 22, 2008, 05:47:35 PM
Aye, auction won, so now I am looking for someone who can help me convert it to digital format as I do not even own a record player these days!  Any volunteers?  

TL.
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: Penfold on August 22, 2008, 05:52:18 PM
Lol I knew that was going to be the next post from you - changing a record to digital :lmfao:.

Sorry I don't have a record player either but I imagine people like GFK who are heavily into music probably have some decks.

PEN
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: DuVeL on August 22, 2008, 06:27:12 PM
Aye, there's also people who can do that on their own computers, there's a gadget for it.
 
For the rest, as Pen said.
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: Gandalf on August 22, 2008, 09:48:16 PM
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Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2008, 10:14:49 PM
I've got an Ion USB turntable - I've used it to record 1 album then lost the will to live when I viewed the other 500 albums on the shelf.

Will sell cheap plus postage.
Title: I have the cassette
Post by: gog on December 12, 2008, 02:14:15 PM
and can convert to CD. Have done
Title: Tales from the Crypt - WANTED!
Post by: fortysquid on January 12, 2009, 04:27:41 PM
Hi, please excuse the late post on this topic, but I've only just found your forum and have been searching for a copy of this for my big brother ever since we lost our last tape of it about 20 years ago!! We used to go on big road trips and listen to our beloved tape and still quote bits from this when we get together even now.

I can't find anything online to buy, but have noticed that some people here have copies. Would anyone be willing to send me one?  pllllleeeeaaassssssssseeeeeeeeeee?
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: TeaLeaf on January 13, 2009, 05:32:01 PM
PM sent.

TL.
Title: I've tried everywhere
Post by: paul on June 29, 2009, 05:05:21 PM
3 copies have changed hands on ebay in Europe this year. I've found it listed for sale in various shops but it has always been sold.

Anyone want to let me have the MP3 to keep me going ARGHHH !!

Paul

:crying:
Title: Copy of Tales from the Crypt wanted
Post by: Sanensafe on July 14, 2009, 01:20:35 PM
Guys, been looking for a copy of this for years, the OH cleared all my old records and this went with the others to the charity shop.
Not bothered about getting the album again as nothing to play it on. Any chance of getting a copy of the MP3?

Ta.
Title: Tales From The Crypt
Post by: jsimpson@showlaser-system on August 18, 2009, 04:18:45 AM
Quote from: Sanensafe;282413Guys, been looking for a copy of this for years, the OH cleared all my old records and this went with the others to the charity shop.
Not bothered about getting the album again as nothing to play it on. Any chance of getting a copy of the MP3?

Ta.

I can get a copy but it will cost Ã,£26. Rory McGrath, Andrew Saches, Gryth Rees Jones, Mell Smith, etc etc


Contact me for a copy at jsimpson@showlaser-systems.com
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: BobG on November 15, 2009, 10:27:08 AM
Quote from: TeaLeaf;235789I listened to this radio serial in the 80's and would love to obtain a copy of it if anyone knows where I can buy one.  I am pretty sure it had Mel Smith in it, can;t remember who else, but had leading characters Inspector Bribeasy, Sgt Adolf Porno, Sandy Cheeseburger (and american from UCLA), and the retired super-natural investigator Prof Glumpus Van de Heut(sp) who ran a taxi cab firm.  The infamous Bishop of Darkness also made an appearance.

The story followed a hilarious chase to capture the Bishop of Darkness and his assistant Creephole who were undertaking the most dastardly thing known to man.

Please help me find it!  I lost my cassette tape of it when I lent it to a friend and he or his kids lost it!

TL.
Hi All 'Tales' fans,

I have the recording on Reel to Reel tape and the facilities to create it on a CD if there is enough interest.  I'd have to charge a nominal amount but happy to provide for about Ã,£10.  Just let me know
cheers
bobg
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: Shadowmason74971 on June 22, 2010, 07:02:03 PM
I am sorry to hassle you Mr Leaf, but I would like a digital copy of the tales please any chance we can come to some arrangement of me getting hold of your copy?

thanks

Shadowmason
Title: Anyone still reading this thread..?
Post by: rodwsmith on August 05, 2011, 02:09:03 PM
Found this thread via an internet search.

I would love a digital copy of this. I have - still have somewhere - the vinyl but it got scratched on one side beyond playable.

It's part of my youth, and I'd really love to hear it again. Certain parts still make me smile just to think of them:

"Something sinister emerged from the shadows.
...it was Cliff Richard."

"Sandy! Release Creephole..!
Not so fast, professor!
S  a  n  d  y,    r   e  l  e  a  s  e     C  r  e  e  p  h  o  l  e . . "


If anyone can, would be very grateful.

Cheers

Rod
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: TeaLeaf on August 05, 2011, 02:56:19 PM
I got lucky and managed to buy the album on vinyl a year or so back, I just need a record player now!   However, without wishing to support piracy, Google is your friend if you use the search term "Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt vinyl"

Good luck, it's an awesome tale.


Porno out.
Title: Wanted: Glompus Van Der Hloed's Tales From The Crypt
Post by: TeaLeaf on August 28, 2022, 04:54:38 PM
And some years later this much loved album is now being given away.  

See the Exchange topic.