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Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: Jabbs on July 14, 2008, 02:09:57 PM
Gopping City

This perhaps should be in the "Seriously though..." section.  But the photos here are so bad they are funny.

Student move out photos

The photos here are some examples of recent inspections I've done on student properties. :sad:

What does not come across is the smell and flies buzzing around the dirty places. :crying:

If you are a student and you leave you house like this, how much of your deposit do you think you will get back? :g:

Photos


(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG3623.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG3651.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG3668.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG3700.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG5912.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG5934.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG5973.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG5988.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG5996.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG3623.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG6010.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG6012.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG6054.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG6181.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG6188.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG6193.JPG)

(http://www.jabbsi.net/GoppingImages/CIMG6203.JPG)

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Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: delanvital on July 14, 2008, 02:40:36 PM
Yikes. I thought my years living in a student collective was bad. Scary stuff.
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: ghoule211 on July 14, 2008, 02:40:38 PM
absolutly speechless...
 
 
how or where do people live like this? :ranting2:
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: OldBloke on July 14, 2008, 03:26:11 PM
Looks like Frenzy's digs ... after they all had a clear up. :whistle:
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: no peanuts on July 14, 2008, 03:40:41 PM
home sweet home....:roflmao:

But I do like the idea of having a tree in a frying pan.
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: Aquilifer on July 14, 2008, 03:56:28 PM
Look, even rodents get killed when living in a place like that (2nd last pic). So the most effecient way to get rid of rats must be to have a couple of students living there for a while. :lmfao:
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: FrEnZy on July 14, 2008, 04:28:50 PM
Quote from: OldBloke;237673Looks like Frenzy's digs ... after they all had a clear up. :whistle:


Lies! When did we have a clean up?
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: Bastet on July 14, 2008, 04:47:37 PM
Looks familiar to some of the student cribs i know not at all that shocking :blink:
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: Lee on July 14, 2008, 04:51:29 PM
That must be fun to clear up! :blink: :narnar:
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: delanvital on July 14, 2008, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: no peanuts;237675But I do like the idea of having a tree in a frying pan.

Yeah I laughed at that as well. The random act of just putting stuff whereever convenient. :roflmao:
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: Blunt on July 14, 2008, 05:07:00 PM
The cleanest thing is the Hoover:roflmao:

These are truly shocking.

My eldest lad is starting year 4 of his degree and has just moved out of a house.
I went in to plaster some small holes in the wall that appeared when the posters came down, and I thought the place was a bit untidy, but acceptable.
The witch of a landlady (who didn't fix any of the problems they've had in a year) charged them £25 for a new toilet seat to replace the broken 1. I wish I'd spent a fiver on a cheapy from B&Q.:ranting2:
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: Carr0t on July 14, 2008, 05:25:15 PM
I'm appalled, but not that shocked to be honest. When I was a student sharing with 3 or 4 others (and now i'm renting 'real person' digs with just the missus) I always kept the place clean and tidy, and often we left it in a state better than that we found it in, having cleaned the oven and such before moving out that blatantly hadn't been done for years when we moved in. I did, however, have various friends that I knew, got on fine with, was happy to have over to mine becuase their *personal* hygiene was OK, but I refused to go round to their houses becuase I couldn't bring myself to sit anywhere or touch anything becuase of the state the place was kept in. Every surface felt tacky, the floors were covered in grit and crumbs and rubbish, there was mould everywhere, rotting food stinking the place up, toilet not cleaned often enough etc etc. I just don't understand how some people can bear to live like that.
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: Toxteth on July 14, 2008, 05:37:20 PM
Quote from: Jabbs;237664If you are a student and you leave you house like this, how much of your deposit do you think you will get back? :g:


Approximately:  - £364.22 and a smack around the head from your old man.

That's disgraceful, a dead mouse? A Bonzai tree in a Wok could be quite appealing if well, you keep the tree alive. :doh:

It's amazing what people can will do to themselves simply because they can't be arsed. If I end up with house mates like that while I'm at uni, someone's going to get injured.
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: Penfold on July 14, 2008, 05:40:48 PM
I have to admit that our digs weren't much better.

Foolishly I thought that by living with 5 girls they would be vaguely domesticated. Not only was that not true, but it invariably took several hours to get to use the bathroom.

When the census came around in 2000, I filled in the spot as number One. The rest then had to fill out the form. One of the questions was 'Relationship to person at number one'. They dutifully put: Lover -Monday night, Lover - Tuesday night, Lover - Wednesday night, Lover - Thursday night and Lover-Friday night...... it's tough work but it meant I got the weekends off.

I'm sure I'm on a Govt list somewhere as a polygamist or something :)

Hey ho.

PEN
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: OldBloke on July 14, 2008, 05:53:19 PM
Quote from: Penfold;237712... I'm sure I'm on a Govt list somewhere as a polygamist or something :)

Hey ho.

PEN

You're on my list as one lucky, lucky b*stard. :D
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: Jabbs on July 14, 2008, 06:33:09 PM
When I walked into the room with the dead mouse I was HIIITTTTTT! by the smell!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

God I nearly choked as I guess the room had been shut for a couple of weeks and no air was getting to it.

Its a good job I'm a bloke eh? :doh:
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: Jabbs on July 14, 2008, 10:19:28 PM
Quote from: Penfold;237712IFoolishly I thought that by living with 5 girls they would be vaguely domesticated. Not only was that not true, but it invariably took several hours to get to use the bathroom.
PEN

The (un)surprising thing is that some of those photos were from a nearly all girls house!

And in my job this is the tip of the iceberg.  Those photos came from two or three houses where I probably took 200-300 pictures of 'evidence'.

On a serious note, if you are student and you think the place is left in better condition than when you arrived - where is your evidence? Without evidence, your thoughts are nothing!
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: Blunt on August 25, 2008, 03:59:10 PM
OMG (http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=268346)!

(http://media.bonnint.net/slc/6/670/67068.jpg)
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: delanvital on August 25, 2008, 04:02:54 PM
That is extreme! If he bothered to bring those in, I am sure there is lots of money in those bottles...
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: Blunt on August 25, 2008, 04:03:53 PM
Quote from: delanvital;242163That is extreme! If he bothered to bring those in, I am sure there is lots of money in those bottles...

"The cans were recycled for 800 dollars, an estimated 70,000 cans: 24 beers a day for 8 years. "
Title: Gopping City - 56k warning! Weak stomach warning!
Post by: Thulsa Doom on August 25, 2008, 04:34:18 PM
Least they had a decent washing machine, doubt they ever used it though.