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Damn, I thought they were designed to stick usernames and passwords onto things so everyone can see.:doh:
Must admit, I'd need curtains or blackout blinds to sleep there.
He's not a very caring man.
Obviously, the more romantic gentleman would fix her breakfast in bed, before softly wakening her with a gentle kiss to the forehead.
More commonly, males would stretch, fart and feel her up some more.
Quote from: BigFatCat;238535He's not a very caring man.
Obviously, the more romantic gentleman would fix her breakfast in bed, before softly wakening her with a gentle kiss to the forehead.
More commonly, males would stretch, fart and feel her up some more.
And wipe his **** on the curtains of course!
Reminds me of a joke
As I woke in the morning and opened the curtains
my wife shouted "Shut those Curtains before the man across the street see's my naked body!!"
"If that man see's your naked body, He'll shut the fu***** curtains!!!"
I replied
That was a pretty good one Venom:roflmao:
I'm disappointed he didn't also draw on a mustache.