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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Doorman on August 02, 2008, 08:08:54 PM

Title: Why are wedding dresses white?
Post by: Doorman on August 02, 2008, 08:08:54 PM
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE  THIS!
 Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mum,  why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,  

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'  

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his  father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at  his son in surprise and says,


































 
 'Son, all  household appliances come in white.'  
Title: Why are wedding dresses white?
Post by: T-Bag on August 02, 2008, 09:14:16 PM
Yes...me likes. good one.
Title: Why are wedding dresses white?
Post by: Luminance on August 02, 2008, 10:05:06 PM
woah thats lil harsh, if i tell that to my sis she'll hate me :P
Title: Why are wedding dresses white?
Post by: Doorman on August 02, 2008, 10:32:59 PM
Quote from: Luminance;239761woah thats lil harsh, if i tell that to my sis she'll hate me :P
Too late bro. :norty:
Title: Why are wedding dresses white?
Post by: GhostMjr on August 03, 2008, 01:41:17 PM
Nice one Ron :D.
Title: Why are wedding dresses white?
Post by: Le Rouge on August 03, 2008, 06:33:27 PM
If only it was just as easy to operate...
Title: Why are wedding dresses white?
Post by: DuVeL on August 03, 2008, 09:33:08 PM
Quote from: Le Rouge;239835If only it was just as easy to operate...

A manual aswell.
Title: Why are wedding dresses white?
Post by: Alma on August 03, 2008, 11:42:40 PM
is it weird that i think this is a great joke? doesn't seem like the kind of thing a lass should laugh at
Title: Why are wedding dresses white?
Post by: Doorman on August 04, 2008, 12:26:10 AM
Quote from: KnowTheFEAR;239867is it weird that i think this is a great joke? doesn't seem like the kind of thing a lass should laugh at
I don't know, ARE you a lass?
Title: Why are wedding dresses white?
Post by: Alma on August 04, 2008, 12:28:35 PM
Quote from: Doorman;239869I don't know, ARE you a lass?

indeed i am. thought i'd mentioned that in a few posts here.. maybe not
Title: Why are wedding dresses white?
Post by: Doorman on August 04, 2008, 02:27:51 PM
Quote from: KnowTheFEAR;239928indeed i am. thought i'd mentioned that in a few posts here.. maybe not
I didn't know that. :doh:
Title: Why are wedding dresses white?
Post by: spiritus on August 04, 2008, 02:37:08 PM
made me giggle :lmfao:
gonna remember this one :devil:
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