I went to the shops the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket!
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on mate, how about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres!
So I called him a piece of horse sh1t!
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked round the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day :D
It's important.