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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Gh0st Face Killah on August 22, 2008, 12:21:43 PM

Title: Things that are difficult to say when drunk
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on August 22, 2008, 12:21:43 PM
things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
 
1. Innovative
 
2. Preliminary
 
3. Proliferation
 
4. Cinnamon
 
 
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:
 
1. Specificity
 
2. Antidisestablishmentarianism
 
3. Loquacious
 
4. Transubstantiate
 
 
Things that are downright IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:
 
 
1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
 
2. Nope, no more booze for me
 
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
 
4. No kebab for me, thank you
 
5. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
 
6. I'm not interested in fighting you
 
7. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination
 
8. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to throw up in the street
 
9. You're right; I can't jump over that table.
 
10. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing