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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: Penfold on August 22, 2008, 12:46:02 PM

Title: Olympic hostesses
Post by: Penfold on August 22, 2008, 12:46:02 PM
Olympic hostesses had to strip naked so their body proportions could be carefully measured by judges.                              
                           
It's a tough job measuring people,  but I would have done it for a small fee

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Beijing-Olympic-Games-Hostesses-Stripped-Down-For-Body-Measurements/Article/200808315083632?lpos=World%2BNews_0&lid=ARTICLE_15083632_Beijing%2BOlympic%2BGames%253A%2BHostesses%2BStripped%2BDown%2BFor%2BBody%2BMeasurements (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Beijing-Olympic-Games-Hostesses-Stripped-Down-For-Body-Measurements/Article/200808315083632?lpos=World%2BNews_0&lid=ARTICLE_15083632_Beijing%2BOlympic%2BGames%253A%2BHostesses%2BStripped%2BDown%2BFor%2BBody%2BMeasurements)

Can you imagine us trying that over here for 2012? heh. It'll be all we can do to have no  fat, kebab-eating chavs on show.

PEN
Title: Olympic hostesses
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2008, 12:58:09 PM
I can't believe they fell for it :)
Title: Olympic hostesses
Post by: DuVeL on August 22, 2008, 01:11:54 PM
(http://www.marieclaire.com/cm/marieclaire/images/Yp/chinadolls-md.jpg)
 
(http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/chineseoldfychicks.jpg)
 
Other stuff;
 
(http://yeinjee.com/asianpop/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/olympic-ring-bicycle.jpg)
 
Olympic logodesign;
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh6/Xanxuss/iiVee/others/beijing-2008-olympic-logo-3.jpg)
 
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d129/chronicles-of-666/funny-pictures-sleeping-cat-olympic.jpg)
 
(http://www.macrocats.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mc11821.jpg)
Title: Olympic hostesses
Post by: Penfold on August 22, 2008, 01:23:10 PM
Aww find some of the measuring pls. :flirty:

PEN
Title: Olympic hostesses
Post by: DuVeL on August 22, 2008, 01:42:09 PM
I've tryed sir...
 
But I did find these;
 
EDITED because there are some younger forummembers
Links available through PM.
Title: Olympic hostesses
Post by: Penfold on August 22, 2008, 01:56:48 PM
I was only joking but I appreciate the research... lol

PEN

PS. I think you'd best remove that image and those links- you'll most likely get us shut down !

PEN
Title: Olympic hostesses
Post by: DuVeL on August 22, 2008, 02:01:04 PM
Quote from: Penfold;241885I was only joking but I appreciate the research... lol
 
PEN
 
PS. I think you'd best remove that image and those links- you'll most likely get us shut down !
 
PEN

I know but I'm bored at work.
BTW, all images and links can be found through Google and posting links can't be wrong right?
If so, I'll take them down...
 
EDIT; Check your PM Pen
Title: Olympic hostesses
Post by: Liberator on August 22, 2008, 06:42:39 PM
For London 2012 the standards aren't so demanding.

1. 20 digits, no preference as to displacement.
2. Eyes, two, anywhere on the face.
3. Stand upright for at least 5 minutes without aid.
4. Speak English (Cockney not allowed)
5. Speak a second language (Cockney is allowed)

Apparently point 4 is the one that is causing the most problems.
Title: Olympic hostesses
Post by: Snokio on August 23, 2008, 12:41:39 PM
isn't the London 2012 opening with some dude playing the spoons?
Title: Olympic hostesses
Post by: Jabbs on August 23, 2008, 01:52:32 PM
Quote from: Snokio;241937isn't the London 2012 opening with some dude playing the spoons?

Yeah...

Clive Dunn

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