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Title: 20 funny newspaper headlines
Post by: delanvital on August 24, 2008, 04:39:51 PM
http://humor-world.blogspot.com/2008/08/20-funniest-newspaper-headlines-ever.html

Some brilliant ones in there! :roflmao:
Title: 20 funny newspaper headlines
Post by: OldBloke on August 24, 2008, 05:09:12 PM
The first one did it for me. :roflmao:
Title: 20 funny newspaper headlines
Post by: R@ng3R on August 24, 2008, 07:24:23 PM
Only in America :roflmao:
Title: 20 funny newspaper headlines
Post by: Aquilifer on August 24, 2008, 07:58:57 PM
Great ones. Makes me wonder if the journalist has made some of those on purpose... like the Tiger Woods headline :lmfao:

I have some too, but they are in Finnish, so I think I skip them :rolleyes:
Title: 20 funny newspaper headlines
Post by: Salvatore Buttafacio on August 24, 2008, 08:18:39 PM
:roflmao: good ones
Title: 20 funny newspaper headlines
Post by: DogMeat on August 24, 2008, 11:37:23 PM
A few more...

http://home.planet.nl/~blade068/languagefun/blooperheadlines.htm (http://home.planet.nl/%7Eblade068/languagefun/blooperheadlines.htm)

"MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER"

"
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies"
Title: 20 funny newspaper headlines
Post by: Jabbs on August 25, 2008, 08:40:10 AM
Loved them all - good find(s) :D
Title: 20 funny newspaper headlines
Post by: delanvital on August 25, 2008, 02:15:44 PM
Quote from: DogMeat;242092A few more...
 
http://home.planet.nl/~blade068/languagefun/blooperheadlines.htm (http://home.planet.nl/%7Eblade068/languagefun/blooperheadlines.htm)
 
"MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER"
 
"
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies"

"Stadium Air Conditioning Fails -- Fans Protest"
 
Quality stuff :lmfao:
Title: 20 funny newspaper headlines
Post by: delanvital on February 10, 2009, 09:53:17 PM
Just came across this site (http://laughnet.net/headline-humor-p-597.html?osCsid=9f7cf22de2849561d24edb5c.)

Real shame that Dogger's link is dead.
Title: 20 funny newspaper headlines
Post by: Lameduck on February 11, 2009, 07:27:50 PM
Quote from: delanvital;263008Real shame that Dogger's link is dead.
Its also a shame that Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead :)
Title: 20 funny newspaper headlines
Post by: Luminance on February 11, 2009, 08:50:03 PM
If I where a judge and someone wanted to sue himself, I would make him pay himself 20.000.000 dollars, if he can't I'll sentence him to 50.000 hours of forced labour at a mental hospital....