http://www.mg.co.za/article/2008-08-31-malaysian-man-gets-nut-stuck-around-penis
:doh:
what a nutter!
I bet that put a spanner in the works for his honeymoon!
*where did i leave me coat*
Yes, Tip 1, if you're trying to weigh it down, use something heavy.
Tip 2, if you're going to attatch something make sure it come apart into 2 halfs so you don't "expand to fit".
Tip 3, don't go anywhere that public as now people all over the world know he has a small "todger".
Tip 4: Coconuts are bad for your health
Tip 5: If youre going to play with nuts always bring a spanner
BTW, was it a left-hand or right-hand thread?
Quote from: Browne;242872Tip 4: Coconuts are bad for your health
Tip 5: If youre going to play with nuts always bring a spanner
BTW, was it a left-hand or right-hand thread?
come again? :g:
Quote from: Snokio;242922come again? :g:
I bet he didn't.
/whistle
Driver, take me home, my work here is done.
Quote from: Snokio;242922come again? :g:
NUT:
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg208/_Browne77/Nut.jpg)
SPANNER:
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg208/_Browne77/spanner.jpg)
Or maybe he should have used a hoover:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/20/dwarf_hoover_incident/ (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/20/dwarf_hoover_incident/)
I rest my case..........